Ha! I don't care who you are, thats funny!

Is anybody that stupid, the operator needs more training.

Aggie joke.

Other version: Aggie hunter hauls his injured hunting companion to the hospital. After several hours in the emergency room, the surgeon comes out and the Aggie asks him: "Doc, how is he? Will he make it?"

Doc: "He would have done a lot better if you hadn't field dressed him first."

Sadly I went to high school with folks like that in south Georgia. It is probley why I find it so damn funny.

Its an oldie but a goodie.

Hey Jim - its.a.joke

Here's your sign.

Two Nebraska hunters were out, and shot a large buck. They each grasped a front leg and began trudging toward their truck. along the way, the deer's antlers caught every little branch or twig making their task difficult. A kansas hunter happened upon them and said why don't you drag it by the back legs? its much easier.
The two Nebraskans tried it, and after a bit, the first commented how much easier it was. The second replied indeed it was easier, but they were now headed away from the truck.
They kept going and going, when suddenly the one hunter grasped his chest and collapsed. The other pulled out his cell phone and called for help. help help I think my buddies dead,.
Calm down said the operator, first we need to make sure he's dead.
Ok, just a second,
BOOM!
Alright, he's definately dead.
Several hours later, the surviving hunter trudged out of the woods where the truck was parked.
Several friends were there waiting, and one exclaimed, where is Luke?
Oh, he's about two miles back in the woods.
You left Luke laying back in the woods?
Well, it was a tough call, but I didn't figure anyone would steal old Luke.

A Nebraska hunter was sitting in a tree stand when a nude woman ran into the clearing below.
The Nebraskan hollered down, Hey, are you game?
You bet! called the woman.
So he shot her.

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