Another one from Richard.
There was a man who had a girlfriend named Lorraine. Then one day a new woman was hired at his office. Her name was Clearly, and he soon fell in love with her. He thought about breaking things off with Lorraine. But he just couldn't do it. Then Lorraine learned her employer was transferring her across country. The guy pretended to be sad when Lorraine moved. But deep down, he was happy.
For he can see Clearly now Lorraine is gone.
Posted by denny at February 12, 2007 12:00 AMAAAHHHHH!! BBBAAAAADDDDDD!
Posted by: dudley1 on February 12, 2007 07:57 AMI can see all popsicles in my way!
Posted by: Rich on February 12, 2007 10:55 AMGone are the dark hounds that held me down!
Posted by: Michele on February 12, 2007 01:49 PMGonna be a bright, sunshiney fucking day.
Posted by: vetfrom hell on February 12, 2007 02:34 PMHow the fuck did i JUST KNOW that was gonna be the punch line?
ARRRRGH.
I'll bet that you can't read that line without singing it.
Posted by: Roger on February 12, 2007 03:37 PMTwo hydrogen atoms meet.......One says" I`ve lost my electron" The other say`s "are you sure" the first replies.......'Yes,I`m positive"
It was the night of the big chess tournament at the hotel.......A group of chess enthusiasts were standing in the lobby discussing their recent chess tournament victories. After about an hour the manager asked them to disperse. When asked Why?........He said " I can`t stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer"
Posted by: dudley1 on February 13, 2007 12:17 PM