CharlieB sent me this one.
Hillary Clinton called Bill into her office one day and said, "Bill, I have a great idea! I know how we can win back middle America and secure my presidential victory in 2008."
"Great, but how so you propose we go about that", asked Bill? "Are we gonna have someone knock off Obamba like we did Vince Foster?"
"No silly", Hillary responds, "we'll go down to a local Wal-Mart, get some cheezy clothes and shoes like most middle Americans wear, and then we'll stop at the pound and pick up a Labrador. When we look the part, we'll go to a nice old country bar somewhere in middle America and show them that we really enjoy the countryside, and show admiration and respect for the hard working people living there."
(Remember, this is a joke...GOC)
A few days later, all decked out and with the requisite Labrador at heel, they set off from New York in a westerly direction. Eventually they arrived at just the place they were looking for.
With the dog in tow, they walk into a bar. When they stepped up to the bar, the bartender takes a step back and says, "Aren't you Bill and Hillary Clinton?"
"Yes we are", says Hillary, "and what a lovely town you have here. We were just passing through and Bill suggested we stop and take in some local color."
They then order a couple of cocktails and proceed to drink them down, all the while, chatting up a storm with anyone who would listen.
All of a sudden... the bar room door opens and a grizzled old farmer comes in. He walks up to the Labrador, lifts its tail, and looks underneath, shrugs his shoulders and walks out the door.
A few moments later, in comes another old farmer... walks up to the dog, lifts its tail, looks underneath, scratches his head and then leaves the bar.
Over the course of the next hour or so, another four or five farmers came in, lifted the dog's tail, and went away looking puzzled.
Eventually Hillary and Bill could stand it no longer and called the bartender over.
"Tell me", says Hillary, "why did all those old farmers come in and look under the dog's tail like that? Is it some sort of cute old custom?"
"Good Lord no", said the bartender. "Its just that someone had told them there was a Labrador in this bar with two Assholes!"
Posted by denny at February 21, 2007 10:17 PMPoor Obama. Sure hope the Clintons do not do him like Vince Foster : )
Posted by: vetfromhell on February 22, 2007 12:20 AMIt would be better as , " a dog with two big pricks."
Posted by: Jim Macklin on February 22, 2007 01:53 AMAll that for a "two assholes" punchline? That's right-wing humor for you. Keep up the good work, crip.
Posted by: Joe on February 22, 2007 02:27 AMHere is a punch line for Joe, yuk yuk!
http://www.wsbtv.com/politics/11075526/detail.html
Posted by: libssuck on February 22, 2007 04:44 AMAm I supposed to be impressed, intrigued or even interested in this new punchline, "libssuck"? It is a campaign and opponents are squaring off against each other. It happens...in every election. Here's a news flash for you: other Democratic candidates will get into with Clinton, Obama and each other too. And I'm sure this is going to shock the hell out of you, but McCain, Guiliani, Romney and other Republican candidates are going to go at each other. It's politics. Get used to it. When Dems do it, you guys act like the party is tearing itself apart. When Republicans do it, you yawn and say it is meaningless. Same old extremist double talk and double standards.
Posted by: Joe on February 22, 2007 05:24 AMIt's not so much as the dems fighting amongst themselves but Hollywood dissing the Clintons and then bad mouthing them on top of it. The Clintons thought that they were royalty and was a shoe in for the White House. Hillary or OB will not be elected. Looks like the Breck Boy will cash in on the turmoil and win the nomination then get his ass kicked by the Mayor.
Posted by: gene Hall on February 22, 2007 06:40 AMAll that for a "two assholes" punchline? That's right-wing humor for you. Keep up the good work, crip.
No Joe, that's just humor period. Right wing or left wing. But since nothing resembling any sort of intellect is ever said by left wingers, your non-important comment was typical.
Joe, everyone here knows that politics is a rough and tumble sport. Laugh alittle along the way why don't you? When the Dums campaign, they are tearing themselves apart and they eat their own. They have no core values other than seeking their next rise to power. Play along for a moment and pretend to have a shred of intellectual honesty: Pillory and Obasama end up on the same ticket. Do you vote for them because the LSM tells you that everyone is voting for two articulate minorities? Or do you use your head and consult your heart? Hopefully ppl vote for a Conservative who will be better at keeping our country safe from terrorists-people who want to kill us and cool for us who do business(Capitalists) to keep the economy going.
Call me sappy and idealistic, but your party ran out of new ideas decades ago, socialism is dead. Adapt already would you?
Joe.....
Oh my gosh, they are making fun of Hilly & Billy.For what it is worth this is a terribly old joke, my first experience with it was a cartoon of the Ayatollah Khomeni & Saddam riding on a camel with the same punch line during the Iraq/Iran war.
Quit taking too seriously the posturing & comedy during the process of positioning our political candidates. It is the only bright spot to the collection of maladroits that make up the front runners for the dimocratic selection.
Before you get your panties in a wad......as of yet I do not not see anything on the republican horizon to write home about either.
Posted by: dudley1 on February 22, 2007 08:13 AMAmen dudley1! I don't give a rats ass about any on both sides. The only ones worth voting for hasn't got the clout with the money givers. What a sad state we're in.
Posted by: gene Hall on February 22, 2007 08:45 AMdudley and gene,
Check out Tom Tancredo. This is his Congressional website, and this is his presidential campaign site presidential campaign site. He's best known for his anti-illegal alien stance. The man's got integrity and is solidly pro-American. He's a real Republican--so real that the RINO liberal W refuses to invite him to the White House!
Even if he doesn't win the nomination--and he's a long shot--he'll keep other Republicans' toes to the fire on illegal immigration.
Denny,
The normal method for putting in hyperlinks ([a=href"address"]text[/a] except with angle brackets) isn't working. What's up?
Squidley - I just edited your comment to put in the hyperlinks and it works OK for me. Don't know what the problem was. Did you leave out the '=' as in a href="
Posted by: Denny on February 22, 2007 01:18 PMHey Joe you're world famous, people 12,000 miles away know you're a socialist fuckwit now.
Your parents must be so proud.
Posted by: Murray on February 22, 2007 01:39 PMI was voting in elections before you were born, Joe. Save your half ass attempt at explanation and experience for your twenty year old friends still living in their parents basement.
Posted by: vetfromhell on February 22, 2007 02:08 PMSquidley.......
Were today primary day my choice would be Tancredo,but we have oodles of time, miles to travel & lots of opportunity for more darkhorses to emerge from obscurity.
For sure I`m not likely to change party registration to vote for Hillary in the primary & any idea that the local dimocrats think they have my vote in the Presidential Election for any of the current crop of treasonous liberals & red socialists is fantasy BS.
Posted by: dudley1 on February 22, 2007 03:14 PMVet,
Foster had dirt on Hillary. All Osama is is competition. Give Joe credit, at least he doesn't spend the entire day looking at kiddie porn. He switches over here once in a while. He must have been having an all night orgy, he was by at 2:27 and 5:24.
On the bright side for Joe, It will never happen to him, the two assholes that is. Maybe his will be a poodle with the biggest asshole in the world.
Do you get it there Joe? Probably not. Have a great night anyway, and don't stay up till 5:30 a m playing with your self all the time.
I have yet to disagree with Dudley1 on anything that he has ever penned. He's correct in assuming that the next two years are going to be fun barring an attack on us from abroad or even here. But assuming again that we are free from that, ole Rush and I will have a ball spreading our BS. So lets just pull up our pants and have fun with the libs. I wish Vicki would join us again as she is game. Lets go guys!
Posted by: gene Hall on February 22, 2007 08:37 PMThanks, Denny. Maybe I messed up.
dudley,
I knew you were a man of good sense!
Posted by: Squidley on February 22, 2007 09:56 PM