This will be the only time I will post anything about Anna Nicole Smith.
They have finally resolved where Anna Nicole Smith will be buried.
NASSAU, Bahamas — Anna Nicole Smith will be buried in a custom-made gown next to her 20-year-old son following an "over the top" memorial service with a tightly controlled guest list, said a friend helping to organize the memorial.The memorial service, with about 300 guests at an undisclosed church, will feature large amounts of pink flowers, her favorite color, and singing from a well-known performer whose name organizers aren't ready to disclose, said the friend, Patrik Simpson of Beverly Hills, Calif.
A shrine for Anna Nicole Smith is shown outside of the Broward County Medical Examiner's Office, on Wednesday, Feb. 28, 2007 in Hollywood, Fla.
A shrine? WTF? What is wrong with these people? A shrine to a white trash slut with fake boobs who had a train wreck for a life? Three different men are claiming to be the father of her infant daughter. Jesus H. Christ! We're fighting a war. Nancy Pelosi is running the House and Hillary Rodent Clinton will probably be our next president and we have people glorifiying a drug addled skank. We're doomed!
It will be a very beautiful, Anna Nicole send-off," Simpson told The Associated Press in an interview Wednesday night in the Bahamian capital of Nassau. "Of course it will be over the top because it's Anna Nicole."
Speaking of "over the top", Tina sent me a picture of her casket.
Actually, I hear Hillbillary's holding a press conference tomorrow to announce that she's the father, Denny.
Posted by: Duncan on March 1, 2007 01:45 PMI got $20.00 that says Britney Shears is the next ho-bag, white trash, train wreck coming down the lane. Whats even better is that idiots out there will be surprised when she kicks it and say how tragic it is. The only thing tragic about it, is how we let our kids think these gum chewing gutter sluts are some kind of role models. If their is a God in heaven, Anna Nicole is spending eternity getting gang-banged by a tribe of Swahili warriors.
Posted by: Echo5Bravo on March 1, 2007 02:45 PMIf it's determined that those claiming to be the father of her daughter are in fact not the father, does that make them Faux Pa's?
Posted by: HAL from STL on March 1, 2007 03:34 PMI'd like to see Hillary and Britney buried with ANS, particularly since it'd be outside the US.
Otherwise, no scale exists for plotting the level of my give-a-shitness for ANS, her stable of boy-toys, and her bastard child.
Posted by: eros total on March 1, 2007 04:25 PMI'm surprised O.J. Simpson hasn't claimed to be the father. If he's not the father he could search for "The Real" Father while he's "searching" for "The real killer"
Posted by: Darrell on March 1, 2007 05:12 PMMy prediction about Britney. If she's not dead in five years, she will be posing nude in Playboy to try to resurrect her career.
Posted by: Denny on March 1, 2007 11:26 PMThey are located too far from the shoulders and too close to the waist, but a good idea.
Posted by: Jim Macklin on March 2, 2007 12:05 AMThe world going to hell in a hand basket and we worry about what is going to happen to the body of a white trash -doped up-ho with a baby she didn't know the father of.I guess that tells a lot about how far we have come.Wake up America!!!
Posted by: jonnelll on March 2, 2007 11:32 AMDenny,
Are you predicting Playboy will fail within five years?
Brainless Brit has gone from bad to worse than worse.
There is an old saying that those whom God seeks to destroy he first makes mad.
ANuS and Brit both fit that description.
So do a whole host of Dems, but no one seems to notice anymore.
Jeremy - Nope. Playboy won't fail, but Britney will and she'll try to regain popularity by posing nude. No one will care.
Posted by: Denny on March 2, 2007 01:01 PMDo you think Playboy will like having a month where no sane person is interested in their center fold?
That girl has gone flippin freaky.
I know that the tattoos, piercings etc are supposed to be the rage, But they detract from a womans beauty.
Think what they will look like when she is 40+.
Never mind, she won't live that long at the rate she is digressing.
The sad part with playboy is that there are enough guys who have raging hard ons for her that she will sell magazines.
The press needs to just drop her like a bad lemon.
Duncan, Hillbillary can't be the father, liberal etremist= no balls.
Posted by: Jeremy on March 2, 2007 01:10 PMJeremy - She won't be the centerfold. Many "celebs" have posed trying to revive their careers. Farah Fawcett did it when she was in her 40's. She has ugly tits BTW. Debbie Gibson did it. It didn't help her career either. Britney will do the same thing, if she lives that long. Lindsay Lohan probably will as well.
Posted by: Denny on March 2, 2007 05:22 PMWhat Lindsay Lohan hasn't tried it already?
I'm surprised.
Posted by: Murray on March 2, 2007 09:30 PMFor cripe's sake the poor women is finally in the ground...sheesh. RIP
Posted by: LisaKay on March 3, 2007 08:39 AM