Richard again. He sends me one every Monday. I got the Monday Pun idea from him.
An animal lover was driving down the road when a rabbit jumped in front of his car. He hit it. He pulled over and was upset to find that the rabbit was dead. A woman passing by saw the man and stopped. When the man pointed to the dead rabbit, the woman ran back to her car. She returned with a spray can. After she sprayed the rabbit, it jumped up and started hopping away. But every few hops, it waved. The man was dumbfounded. He asked what she had sprayed on the rabbit. The woman showed him the label. It read,
"Hair restorer. Adds permanent wave."
Posted by denny at March 5, 2007 12:00 AMThat's a real groaner!!
Posted by: Alan on March 5, 2007 01:09 AMthat one is too old and used. please post a another one. it's still monday.
Posted by: paul on March 5, 2007 10:13 AM