Yowzza, Miss. Hillary is nigh a true Suthen Belle. Aura is that “mammy” I heeyuh comin from huh lips. Lawdy, lawdy lawdy miss clawdy.

I could stand finger nails running across a blackboard longer than I can stand that screeching voice of hers. Every one of her speeches is like that (absent the southern accent).

Someone needs to find that soundbite where she says she nneds to take away people's money (taxes) for their own good.

On a somewhat related note, Al Bore's energy credits are paid to company he owns:

http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=54528

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Obamalamajama slipped into a southern ebonic drawl during his fete of Dr. King. How does a kid from Hawaii, educated at Harvard get a drawl? Boy, both of these posers must think black folks are really stupid. These two would screw a snake if there was a "snake vote".

Roger- Most of them ARE stupid!!! They keep electing and re-electing the same stupid, ignorant people (like themselves) who keep blacks on the dems' "plantation", dependent upon THEM and the welfare check for their survival, blaming whitey and racism for all their problems, while ignoring the REAL reason they're stuck in poverty-The idiotic choices they make like unwed women having kids they cannot afford and do not have the capability to raise properly, not getting a job, any job, not finishing school because that's acting "white", etc., etc.

They get what they deserve.

Well, actually they get MORE than they deserve- the money of hard-working people given via wealth redistribution to these parasites who think they don't get enough and it's their "right". Fuck'em all...

Bill and Hillary were talking to Chuck Schumer about how they could improve their rapport with the voters in the fly-over country.
They decided that proper clothes and dog would help. Being against Wal-Mart they bought some clothes from L.L. Bean and went looking for a dog.
Bill, being male knew a male dog would be trouble and he couldn't bear the idea of neutering the dog, so they found a female collie that had been "fixed" at the pound.
They hit the road in their Escalade and hit the small towns in Iowa, Kansas and Oklahoma. They felt the trip was going well, shaking hands and eating in little dinners and taverns.
In Nebraska they stopped in a small town, gave a speech and went for lunch. They took the dog in with them, saying it was a guide dog.

After a little while towns folk began coming into the restaurant to see the dog. They would lift the dog's tail and look at its rear and walk away shaking their heads, mutter something.
Hillary asked Bill what was going on with the people. Chuckie said why not as the bartender, so Bill did ask.
The bartender said he didn't know but would ask the next person who came in and looked at the dog.
After a few minutes a guy walked in and looked at the dog's rear end. The bartender shouted over and said, "Hey Frank, what's up with the dog?"

And Frank said, "I heard there was bitch in the bar with two ass-holes!"

BTW, Barack HUSSEIN Obama also developed a southern drawl seemingly overnight, so Hillary was not the only one pandering.

It goes to show us how dishonest and PHONEY these libs are, and how these stupid people buy their bullshit hook, line, and sinker.

Rush played both Hillary and Obama and I thought I was hearing "Gone With The Wind". What pandering assholes! Next time she will do black face and really get them riled up. I heard somewhere that she wasn't invited to Selma but hearing tht BO had been Bill got the phone out and made sure she would be there. Can one imagine a president of the USA with initials of BO.

and isn't she going by Mrs. Bill Clinton now? Saying she will have a former Pres as a personal advisor. Holy shit look out!

Dear Abby.......

My husband is a liar & a cheat. He has cheated on me from the beginning & when I confront him he denies everything.What`s worse, everybody know`s he cheat`s on me, It is so humiliating. Also since he lost his job six year`s ago,he has not even looked for a new one. All he does is BS with his buddies, cruise around & smoke smelly cigars while I took a job to work & pay the bills.

Since our daughter went away to college, he doesn`t even pretend to like me & hints I`m really a lesbian. I am so upset & distressed, I don`t know what to do, please help.

Signed ... Clueless

Good Grief Woman! , Grow up & dump him , you don`t need him anymore... You are a US Senator from New York, For God sakes! .... Act like one!

Jim - I already posted that joke.

Good ol' Hillary. I'm willing to bet she'd take on a Jamaican accent if she thought it would get her some votes. "I'm shrill, mon, don'tcha know. SHRILL! Pass de ganja, mon, and don'tcha be makin' no ting aboat it. Hillary in '08, mon. Vote for de one who DID inhale!"

Oh, Weeping Bejus Mother of Frickin' God!

Denny, please, tell me that audio was somehow altered, and she didn't actually talk like that, in front of a crowd, please, because it was too pumice vagina painful.

She makes me feel ashamed to be a Yankee. And a woman.

Sorry DEnny, but it still doesn't huret, it is damn funny.

I think I have a semi-crush on Erica for saying pumice vagina and weeping Bejus painful...
I woke up to that shrill bitch on the tee vee, faking that hill-billy drawl thang. She didn't drop it after the hymn reading, and this isn't the first time she has tried it. All I could do was thank God-he must exist-for sending us Obamamania! I'm voting for Newt!

I hate that bitch.

Yep. Gots manners, too!

LisaKay...cool beans, bubele! I'm so glad I could have this effect on other wimmen. Because I haven't had a boyfriend in over a year, dammit, and one takes affection where one can get it.

;D

The most unfortunate part of all this is that both Hillary and Obama will still garner a large number of votes from the very people that they treat with such disdain. It's sad that so many of us Americans are just that gullable.

LisaKay: I agree with you. I want Newt!

Erica, dun call me Wimmen and or a Bubele, I dun know what that means, but it sounds like an infected lymph node, yuck. TeeHee!

Send her here, our accents so crappy even we can't understand each other, lets see her spit out something between Russell Crowe and Crocodile Dundee.

I'm with AnnaD.

I HATE that bitch. I had the painfull trama of meeting that infantile ego maniac 13 years ago as a Corporal of Marines when she refered to me as "the boy". She is living proof that their is absolute good in the world, because without absolute good there could be no absolute evil, and she is with out a doubt the spawn bitch of absolute evil.

Echo, that bitch showed up at my son's school when he was 11, and he said "That Lady is Creepy" That was around 12 years ago as well. Yikes!

Jay Leno speaks.....

I heard Hillary wants to be president so she will finally know what it is like to sleep in a presidents bed.

I heard that Hillary wanted to know why Bush could not find the tallest man in Afghanistan....Probably the same reason she could not find the fattest intern under the desk.

I heard Billy & hilly were born under the same sign ......For sale

I heard Hillary wants to allow convicted felons to vote, that way all her former business partners can vote for her.

I thought she wanted back in the White House so she could finish her ensamble. Seems she is short a few plates and silverware.