March 11, 2007

Global Warming


Got it from Catfish.

You are aware that the Polar Bear population has actually increased aren't you?

Posted by denny at March 11, 2007 07:24 PM  

This topic is really starting to get on my nerves. A-1 Bore and the rest of the doomsayers are posturing and trying to parlay a natural cyclic event into a huge political haymaker, not to mention moneymaker. Instead of my keyboarding a lotta stuff I've said a dozen times on various sites, just go here and click around -- good data:

Posted by: eros total on March 11, 2007 09:23 PM

BTW -- just noticed that the URL I posted above runs past the right margin, and if you don't notice the L/R scroll bar position at the bottom, you'll possibly miss the last part of it.

(I inserted a carriage return after the /G/, so it'll need to be deleted if you C & P from this note.

Posted by: eros total on March 11, 2007 09:27 PM

eros total - I turned it into a hyperlink.

Posted by: Denny on March 11, 2007 09:45 PM

Who has the BBQ Sauce?

Posted by: CharlieDelta on March 11, 2007 10:01 PM

Thats gotta be a pisser for the penguins flying north like that thinking the bears were hibernating and then getting grilled like that.

Posted by: Daryl on March 11, 2007 10:46 PM


Penguins do not fly & they go south, not to the north.....there are no polar bears down there to grill them.

Funny post none the less.......I really hope you were not led astray.

Posted by: dudley1 on March 11, 2007 11:39 PM

Daryl - The polar bears bought the penguin at Trader Joes. They also bought some Two Buck Chuck to drink with their meal.

Posted by: Denny on March 12, 2007 12:02 AM

Those are some impressive testicles on the middle bear. Either that or he's got a full money pouch. Are you serious about non bloggers, witty and erudite as we may be, being welcome at the Texas meet? I certainly would not want to return to the hell of high school with the football and cheerleader cliques. But... I would like some new friends. It's funny (not ha ha) how a divorce causes estrangement from long term compatriots.

Posted by: rufus on March 12, 2007 12:51 AM

One thing I forgot to mention: Polar bears are mean as shit. They will eat you like you've never been eaten.
I have never been north of Jasper, Canada, and other than a zoo, I have never seen a polar bear. But, National Geographic has great pics of them, as well as of African babes, and not quite babes. Seems to me Catfish could learn a little etiquette from those creatures. But I've never seen Catfish either.

Posted by: rufus on March 12, 2007 01:07 AM

Do the polar bears owe the penguins reparation?

Posted by: vetfromhell on March 12, 2007 04:22 AM

Nothing gets the penguins out of the harbor here like a visit from the orca.

Happens a couple of times a year and in fact those ping bums look a lot like they're flying whne that happens.

Life sucks when you're snack sized.

Posted by: Murray on March 12, 2007 05:10 AM

I worked a stint at a zoo, and I can tell you the polar bears were considered (and rightfully so) one of the most dangerous/meanest animals we kept there. The only animals we were taught to fear more were the rhinos. Either one would make mince meat of handlers even if they were the "hand that fed them".

Posted by: Ray on March 12, 2007 07:16 AM

One fact I've deduced regarding polar bears: Al Gore should get one for a house pet, and not a caged pet either.

Posted by: Jeremy on March 12, 2007 10:18 PM


A-1 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

I'm dyin'here GOC. Bwhahahhaahahhahaahahaha

Posted by: AUSPatriotman on March 13, 2007 12:26 AM

Can't we just kill Clinton and Jimmah. I'd love to see that.

Posted by: vetfromhell on March 13, 2007 03:00 AM

No vet we can't kill them. That would turn their sorry asses into folk heros for the anticulture. It would be better if Worthless Willie died of AIDS, and Carter got lockjaw. That would be a suiting end.
And for Al Whore, how about freezing to death when a long blizzard cuts power to his lil cabin in the Tn hills.

Posted by: Jeremy on March 13, 2007 10:55 PM

I think vetfromhell is on to something here. It would be pretty easy.

Posted by: elephant 4lyphe on March 15, 2007 01:47 AM

"Pen-gu-ins is practically chickens."

One of my favorite Warner Bros. Bugs Bunny cartoons :-)

Posted by: Mo K. on March 18, 2007 12:16 AM
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