Holy crap! How did Rodger get this picture of me?
Posted by denny at March 12, 2007 05:10 PMMother of God, what happened to your hair?!
Posted by: Erica on March 12, 2007 05:27 PMNow that's funny. Kinda looks like I did Friday night (without the chair).
Posted by: CharlieDelta on March 12, 2007 06:56 PMIf that were you, the bottle would be Absolut.
Posted by: Jim - PRS on March 12, 2007 07:51 PMLOL! Never let it be said that GOC doesn't have a wicked sense of humor. That's certainly part of the reason why I keep coming back :-)
Posted by: Mo K. on March 12, 2007 10:42 PMHoly crap Denny, we're freaking twins. Do you have one nipple and three balls?
Posted by: Rodger Schultz on March 12, 2007 11:16 PMWouldn't it be great to hear Bush give this speech today:
My Fellow Americans: As you all know, the defeat of Iraq regime has been
completed.
Since congress does not want to spend any more money on this war, our
mission in Iraq is complete.
This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all American forces
from Iraq. This action will be complete within 30 days. It is now time to
begin the reckoning.
Before me, I have two lists. One list contains the names of countries which
have stood by our side during the Iraq conflict. This list is short. The
United Kingdom, Spain, Bulgaria, Australia and Poland are some of the
countries listed there.
The other list contains everyone not on the first list. Most of the world's
nations are on that list. My press secretary will be distributing copies of
both lists later this evening.
Let me start by saying that effective immediately, foreign aid to those
nations on List 2 ceases immediately and indefinitely. The money saved
during the first year alone will pretty much pay for the costs of the Iraqi
war.
The American people are no longer going to pour money into third world
Hell-holes and watch those government leaders grow fat on corruption.
Need help with a famine? Wrestling with an epidemic? Call France.
In the future, together with Congress, I will work to redirect this money
toward solving the vexing social problems we still have at home. On that
note, a word to terrorist organizations. Screw with us and we will hunt you
down and eliminate you and all your friends from the face of the earth.
Thirsting for a gutsy country to terrorize? Try France or maybe China.
I am ordering the immediate severing of diplomatic relations with France,
Germany and Russia . Thanks for all your help, comrades. We are retiring
from NATO as well. Bon chance, mes amis.
I have instructed the Mayor of New York City to begin towing the many UN
diplomatic vehicles located in Manhattan with more than two unpaid parking
tickets to sites where those vehicles will be stripped, shredded and crushed
I don't care about whatever treaty pertains to this. You creeps have tens
of thousands of unpaid tickets. Pay those tickets tomorrow or watch your
precious Benzes, Beamers and limos be turned over to some of the finest chop
shops in the world. I love New York.
A special note to our neighbors.
Canada is on List 2. Since we are likely to be seeing a lot more of each
other, you folks might want to try not pissing us off for a change.
Mexico is also on List 2. President whoever and his entire corrupt
government really need an attitude adjustment. I will have a couple extra
tank and infantry divisions sitting around. Guess where I am going to put
em? Yep, border security. So start doing something with your oil.
Oh, by the way, the United States is abrogating the NAFTA treaty - starting
now.
We are tired of the one-way highway. Immediately, we'll be drilling for oil
in Alaska - which will take care of this country's oil needs for decades to
come. If you're an environmentalist who opposes this decision, I refer you
to List 2 above: pick a country and move there. They care.
It is time for America to focus on its own welfare and its own citizens.
Some will accuse us of isolationism.. I answer them by saying, "darn tootin"
Nearly a century of trying to help folks live a decent life around the world
has only earned us the undying enmity of just about everyone on the planet.
To the nations on List 1, a final thought. Thanks guys. We owe you and we
won't forget. To the nations on List 2, a final thought: You might want to
learn to speak Arabic. God bless America . Thank you and good night. If you
can read this, thank a teacher. If you are reading it in English, thank a
soldier.
Vetfronhell - two things:
1. That was off topic.
2. I posted that over two years ago.
Posted by: Denny on March 13, 2007 01:40 AMDanS.
Is that you?
Rodge - You betcha! I sure do!
Posted by: Denny on March 13, 2007 01:40 AMJust jokin' Dan...
Posted by: CharlieDelta on March 13, 2007 01:42 AM