Wow! This is great news for guys! Thanks to Barney for tipping me off.
AP) -- Women who perform the act of fellatio and swallow semen on a regular basis, one to two times a week, may reduce their risk of breast cancer by up to 40 percent, a North Carolina State University study found.
Bill Clinton must really be smiling about this study. "Hey Monica! It's good for you!" I know there are a bunch of men smiling and women going, "Oh crap!" "But baby, it's good for your tits!"
Doctors had never suspected a link between the act of fellatio and breast cancer, but new research being performed at North Carolina State University is starting to suggest that there could be an important link between the two.
I wonder how you got into that study group? I volunteer! Do me! Do me!
In a study of over 15,000 women suspected of having performed regular fellatio and swallowed the ejaculatory fluid, over the past ten years, the researchers found that those actually having performed the act regularly, one to two times a week, had a lower occurrence of breast cancer than those who had not. There was no increased risk, however, for those who did not regularly perform.
Just a little joke inserted here. Do you know what bird represents true love? The swallow. Rimshot!
But wait! There's more.
"I think it removes the last shade of doubt that fellatio is actually a healthy act," said Dr. A.J. Kramer of Johns Hopkins School of Medicine, who was not involved in the research. "I am surprised by these findings, but am also excited that the researchers may have discovered a relatively easy way to lower the occurrence of breast cancer in women."
"fellatio is actually a healthy act" That's sure to piss off a bunch of Baptists. Studies have found that masturbation was good for the prostate. . That's good news for Haha and droolingcumspot.
What next? Cunnilingus is good for the tongue? Well, maybe it makes you a cunning linguist.
Update. Ron sent me this.
Is the same study that says women can enlarge their breasts by wiping them with toilet paper? As proclaimed by some that says "Hell look what it does to their asses."
Posted by: gene Hall on March 21, 2007 08:37 PMIf performing the act of cunnilingus makes one a cunning linguist, then Noam Chomsky must be a big, fat faggot.
Wait...can I use that word here?
Posted by: Erica on March 21, 2007 08:58 PMI don't know whether Chomsky is a faggot or not because Hillary studied (under him).
Posted by: gene Hall on March 21, 2007 09:33 PMNow I need to placate Mr. Mo, who is pissed off.
Hey, what the hell. There are worse things to be right about, yes? *giggle*
Gene-
Stop staring at the cartoon tits!
Alas its too late......
We should have known this when Clinton was still in office, since the Republicans were not successful to impeach him for lying under oath & suborning perjury, maybe the AMA could have got him for practicing medicine without a license.
Posted by: dudley1 on March 22, 2007 12:12 AMNo really dear, I was just looking out for your health.
Posted by: Darrell G on March 22, 2007 07:31 AMFile under too good to be true.
http://www.cancer.org/docroot/MED/content/MED_6_1x_Fellatio__Breast_Cancer.asp?sitearea=MED
Posted by: DocWho on March 22, 2007 07:52 AMIt is still funny and I'm sure blondes don't read SNOPES
Posted by: Jim Macklin on March 22, 2007 09:37 AMActually it might tend to increase the risk of breast cancer by decreasing the chance of pregnancy.
Posted by: Jeremy on March 22, 2007 07:50 PMSaw that article last June. The best part was that someone had hacked into the CNN (or similar) website to "publish" it. Instant credibility.
Posted by: AnnaD on March 22, 2007 08:36 PMWait a minute. The two women are wearing the same clothes the next day. Cannot happen.
Posted by: Alex on March 23, 2007 04:09 PMWell, Alex, the one was obviously over with the others Hubby, and I doubt she took a change with her, and the second one didn't go home or she would have caught them.
Posted by: Jeremy on March 23, 2007 09:17 PMIf the FDA ever needs a test pilot to try out that theory, I call dibbs on the Medicine Provider postition.
Posted by: CharlieDelta on March 24, 2007 12:10 AMSo what does Snopes say about fellatio and preeclampsia-- that condition of dangerously high blood pressure during pregnancy?
Posted by: Windy Wilson on March 26, 2007 04:31 PMAlas, one more reason to remind me why I cannot work in an office enviroment with womyns. Frightening
Posted by: LisaKay on March 28, 2007 05:24 AMErica, you can use whatever word you want. This is AMERICA-but it's Denny's spot. I won't even bug you about going to re-hab or anger management. Besides Noam Chomsky is a big fat faggoty fag. Gene Hall says that Hill studied under him, and that just brings up a horrible visual image... *grimaces*
Posted by: LisaKay on March 28, 2007 05:32 AM