Stole it from SondraKiStan.
I've always thought we should rebuild them and rebuild them bigger.
Posted by denny at March 30, 2007 02:24 PMBeautiful.
Posted by: MM on March 30, 2007 03:32 PMI saw that episode last week and it had me talking to the TV cheering their ideas on. For those that have never watched their show, it's very well done and I love it because it throws out the whole "politically correct" stories and tells them as they really are. I think Penn is a Libertarian and it shows quite often with his fairly conservative beliefs. Not something you see in Hollyweird much anymore making their show even better because it bitch slaps the liberal so often.
Posted by: Ray on March 30, 2007 06:25 PMExcellent. I never heard of these guys before. Just from what I saw I will go and buy their DVD's.
Posted by: SSG Dave Wallach on March 30, 2007 06:33 PM"...and we will continue to do whatever the fuck we want!"
Yeah Ray, those guys are great! They do some really cool magic acts too.
Posted by: CharlieDelta on March 30, 2007 06:56 PMFuckin A.
Posted by: vetfromhell on March 30, 2007 06:59 PMI am so in love with this. Awesome.
Posted by: caltechgirl on March 31, 2007 03:15 AMMaybe they could do a trick and make all the Democrats disappear?
Always like them, even more now. Penn has some really good things to say about guns and airport security.
Posted by: Jim Macklin on March 31, 2007 04:37 PMPenn is pretty cool. He stood up to the security a-holes who messed with him at the LV airport; he told the story on their website--an excellent read.
I agree completely that the best monument would be to rebuild the Twin Towers, though bigger would be even better.
Then, in honor of those who needlessly died, we need to make ourselves safe from Islam: kick all alien Moslems out; strip the citizenship from all naturalized ones; confiscate all their property (especially the indoctrination centers called "mosques" and "madrassas"), and kick them all out of the military.
Then, make the world safe from Islam: contain them in their Shitholestans, and bomb them into the stone age when they so much as look at us funny. They have no respect or regard for us, and understand only one thing: power. We have it, they don't, and a few demonstrations of that are necessary.
I think the best one would be to turn Mecca into a UN World Heritage Theme Park. Let us "infidels" have run of the place, thereby humiliating and demoralizing them. We'd have to make sure they sell both a wide range of pork products and kosher food at the concession stands. Best of all would be the "rent-a-dog" attraction, where you rent a dog so it can take a leak on the central shrine.
Any takers for a special trip to the land of Araby?
Posted by: Squidley on April 1, 2007 04:36 AMSquidley-
Don't let them get under your skin...
You write some kick-ass shit, but you seem to take it too seriously.
We are on the same page when it comes to kicking these motherfuckers out. No Mas'...
Fuck 'em!
Posted by: CharlieDelta on April 1, 2007 05:24 AMSquidley your proposal is absurd, unreasonable, amoral, unethical, illegal and a fucking good plan.
CD how "serious" would you like it to get?
Posted by: Murray on April 1, 2007 07:16 AMSquidley, sign me up for that plan, but I propose a "rent a pig" rather than a dog. MUCH more offensive to have a swine walk in a shrine (heh,heh) then a dog. When I was in Mexico, I saw lots of natives walking their pigs on a leash, so I know it can be done.
Good question Murray. In my state of mind last night I guess I worded it wrong.
It's one thing to be serious about writing something, but it's another when you actually do something about it.
As far as how "serious" I would like it to get? It's already overflowing with seriousness.
Posted by: CharlieDelta on April 1, 2007 11:03 AMCD,
The two groups most under my skin are the same two alluded to in the first line of the Marines' Hymn: the Moslems and the Mexicans. It's only by being bothered by them that I can hope for action against them.
Murray,
I know you're with me, so I'm just pointing out how my plan is moral, ethical, and legal, and really not that absurd or unreasonable.
First, the MeccaLand theme park is just a "if only we could" idea. As for the rest of it--kicking Moslems out; not letting any more in; and keeping them where they belong--it is all doable.
We have immigration laws. Unfortunately, in our current sorry state, the Feds barely enforce those laws. That's something that has to change, but one of our sovereign rights is securing our borders. All we need to do is say that Moslems are unwelcome, and we have all the legal authority we need to remove the current ones and refuse entry to all others. Furthermore, it is supremely moral and ethical to defend your own country from those who would destroy it--and we all know that bringing the entire planet under Islamic rule is one of the central tenets of the political ideology called Islam.
I don't know how things work in Kiwiland, but in the US we have anti-sedition laws. We can apply them to get rid of mosques, madrassas, and most Moslems--even citizens, naturalized or native-born.
We have any number of regulations governing who may or may not serve in the armed forces. Since Moslem ideology is inherently incompatible with American ideals, there is no place for them in our military, and they should be removed post-haste. (I'd love to be the one to let the wrecking ball fly at the mosque at Quantico.)
Finally, we have the military might to keep the Moslems contained within their own borders, but we really need the cooperation of the entire non-Islamic world for it to work.
On a serious note about "MeccaLand," one of the most important ways to foment Islamic "reform" wold be to demoralize Moslems. Nothing could do that better than to both impose a cordon sannitaire around them, and to let "infidels" tramp around their "holy" sites. The first would show them that they are weak; the second would show them that Allah doesn't punish non-Moslems for "defiling" Mecca.
In the end, the only Islamic reform I care about is converting them to Christianity. After all, Syria, Lebanon, Egypt, and Asia Minor (i.e., Turkey) were once the most Christianized areas of the globe. Isn't only just that we take back what was wrongfully usurped from us? The only way to make headway on reconversion, though, is to show how weak--and wrong--Islam is. Demoralization is the best way to accomplish that goal.
Actually we already have a guy in prison for "sedition" thanks.
He wrote something against Helen Clark and she had the cops do a number on him.
She also wants to introduce legislation against "hate speech" to stop things like the Danish cartoons.
Meanwhile she attacks Christians like only a commie can and a convicted terrorist who is caught trying to sneak into the country on a false passport is living at large at the taxpayers expense and his family is being brought in.
Anyone who criticises her is labeled a right wing blogger and a "right wing Christian fundamentalist". One Church who paid for anti-green party advertising is openly attacked and punitive legislation.
I live in a country where it is almost illegal to criticise the government, Muslims get a free pass and Christians and Jews are persecuted.
Your speaker is a pale shadow of our PM. At the moment. You don't want to go down this trail.
We also help fund Hammas btw.
Kiwi dollars killing Jews.
So proud.
Posted by: Murray on April 1, 2007 09:21 PMAnd you poor sods don't even get to own handguns, do you? The only hope you--and we--have is that the internal contradictions of liberalism will cause its collapse before it destroys its host societies.
Oh, for the days of Victorian certitude about the righteousness of ourselves and our ways!
Posted by: Squidley on April 3, 2007 03:16 AM