I hadn't thought of that idiot that way but you're right. Jimmy's own mother Lillian said it best.
Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, "Lillian, you should have remained a virgin."

Jimmah Carter was the best President Panama ever had!

I'm just waiting for the old Pee-Nut to fall and not get up.

I hate his Joo-hating ass.

You're not alone on that one, Erica.

Good old Mr. peanut
Its a rainy day here not much to do so I thought I would look into the 74 million that the dems just tacked onto the Iraq war funding bill for peanut storage .. After a few hours of peanut research I've found that the gummint will pay you to plant peanuts or they will pay you not to plant peanuts. They will pay you extra to grow a set amount of peanuts per acre and if you cant grow a set amount of peanuts per acre they will pay you extra for that too. They will loan you money to harvest your peanuts or they will pay you if for some reason you cant harvest your peanuts . They will help you pay to haul your peanuts or pay you to spray your peanuts they will pay you if you lose your peanuts. and now it seems they will make it a national priority to pay to store your peanuts. I guess I just didnt realize just how important peanuts were to the survival of this country until now . Hell I'm gonna keep looking thru the farm bills and see if there are any grants or loans avialable to me so I can get paid for eating peanuts .

That's funny, Denny. That's how I used to see Carter, too, back when I was young and naive. I figured he was ineffectual, but basically a decent guy. And I thought Roslynn was kind of sweet. He doesn't have evil Kirk in him though. It's more malignant and slimy than that ... he's more like that hideous salt sucking monster thing that changes its face to hide its true identity from the people it's with.

One day you are going to come up with a lifetime achievement award for our biggest asshole. Jimmah will be a top contender.

Jimmah was not only our worst president, but also the worst ex-president.

I may have posted this li'l piece here before. If not, it was on KisP:

Lemme see now: JIMMAH CAHTUH: A Study in Spineless Indecision and Ignorance in Positions of Prominence.

Because of gross oversight and clerical error, he was admitted to the US Naval Academy despite its policy against enrolling feeble-minded jerkoffs. Through continuing administrative malfeasance, he took a BS degree and commenced his personal crusade to transform the United States into a weak, socialist, third-rate paper tiger.

He followed up his BS degree with work in nuclear physics and engineering, which prepared him marvelously for dealing with lying, posturing, double-dealing, US-hating, Middle Eastern terrorists. His first book, Why Not The Best? looks into the reasons he failed so miserably and consistently as president. He pushed legislation which would protect various animals already doomed by nature and cause thousands of people their jobs. He promoted quotas for minorities in governmental jobs and college admissions, and sacrificed American prestige and hostages for a shot at the Nobel Peace Prize. He was key in abandoning the country’s claim on the Panama Canal, and spent most of his energies meddling in the internal affairs of other nations by criticizing their human rights policies. A poor farm boy from rural Georgia, he rose to the pinnacle of Worst President in the 20th century, all by himself, and is damned proud of it.

Had he not been born in a rural area of America, he would have been a perennial favorite for Monty Python’s “Upper-Class Twit of the Year” award. His mother apparently was not present at his birth, and he has gone through his adult life as an antique, expired consciousness completely unworthy of resuscitation. My secret suspicion is that he is some sort of Neanderthal cross with a jackass.

Jimmy Carter actually believes that Bill Clinton was a great president who never should have been impeached. In fact, Carter remains convinced that Clinton never lied, since his understanding of oral sex is just talking dirty. This assessment of a serious issue parallels his understanding of terrorism, where he believes our position in Iraq is 4th and 20 in the 9th with two in the penalty box and minus two points for hitting low. It’s entirely possible that the bones in his head never stopped calcifying when the rest of his body reached adulthood.

This animated wad of intellectually anemic protoplasm has a credibility rating about like professional wrestling. As a negotiator he is about as clever as Larry, Shemp, and Moe. Damn, I can feel my BP soaring just thinking about the walking advertisement for birth control. In fact, I’m just wasting my time here, ‘cause his mother summed it all up very nicely:

“Sometimes when I look at all my children, I say to myself, ‘Lillian, you should have stayed a virgin.’"
Lillian Carter

I wish I’d made that up, but I didn’t – she actually said it. The prosecution rests.

Yea he turned into a bitter old man. I wonder how long it will take John kerry to be old and bitter like Carter. Hell he's already bitter and just as much a buffoon. What did the US do to inherit these idiots?

Yes, he is evil. In spite of his shite eating grin..
He's........He's.........by golly he is Gollum!

Unfortunately Kirk is a fictional character living in a fantasy alternate reality where Jimmah is a non-fictional character also living in a fantasy alternate reality.

Jimmah's a french fry short of a happy meal.

Thank God and Baby Jebus for veto power:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddz4lG9sRsM

vetfromhell,

Jimmah's a drink, burger, and bag of fries short of a happy meal! However, he does have a full order of anti-Semitism to go with that.

Pilar Lofo, cousin of blogger/commentator Michelle Malkin, today managed to catch former US President Jimmy Carter for an on-the-air telephone interview for broadcast on the Manila Kulangot Ngayon international Sunday news program. The interview centered on Carter’s recent offer to mediate the situation with Iran’s holding 15 United Kingdom military personnel.

The interview rehashed Carter’s attempts to solve the Middle-East crisis during his years in office, his winning the Nobel Peace Prize, and his views on the Palestinian problem. It began to degenerate when Ms. Lofo asked if Mr. Carter felt all right, mentioning that he appeared to be taking far too long to respond to her questions. When he insisted that he felt fine, she suggested that perhaps a little nap might help clear his thoughts a bit, and that she could call back later to continue the interview.

Mr. Carter began a rambling response to her suggestion, which she interrupted with , "Look, let’s get to the point here. The question on everyone's mind is how did a washed-up peanut farmer from Hicksville such as yourself get involved in such complex, sophisticated, internation discussions in the first place?"

Carter, stunned by the unmasked insult, finally managed to reply: "Excuse me? A washed-up peanut farmer? Who are you to talk? You probably believe that the Jews have every right to live in their own country, don’t you. And what are your credentials to ask questions like that of ME in the first place! What are you, some kind of Papist crusader or something? You’re just like that other rude, ignorant Asian woman who gives good and decent people a hard time on Fox News. What’s wrong with you people!”

The tone of the interview did not improve from there. Carter ended up calling Lofo a "silly person" before he hung up.

eros total - Do you have a link for that?

Gotcha! Pilar Lofo?

4/1/07

I don't get it. How is it pronounced?

Man, you gotta quit feedin me straight lines like that.

Pilar --> April
Lofo -->

Ah, hell. Date, Denny ... date.

Sorry 'bout dat.

Crap! I'm no good at anagrams.

BTW -- the Filipino word kulangot in the spoof means "booger" in English. I was kinda proud of puttin my finger on that perfectly apropos image for Jimmah, 'specially considering your fondness for the word in your distaste for flaming idiots and amok Bubbas with "booger-eatin' morons."

Google booger eatin' moh-ron and see what comes up.

9/11 NEVER HAPPENED!!!

C(R)APITALISM SUCKS!

the only way you are going to get peace is to tear apart the military industrial complex. Capitalism has to go! All social services must be paid for and provided by the government, free for everyone. That includes schools, health care, food, clothing, housing and ALL liesure. We need to stop building and start eliminating suburbs, recliam the once pristine land, and start building free apartment complexes
in the cities. We demand the end of private restaurants, and demand public cafeterias
NOT run by corporations. We need to stop the spread of shopping malls, and start giving out standard and uniform clothing for free for
everyone. Corporations and private industry are evil! They corrupt everything. SOCIALISM
RULES!

SOCIALISM OR DEATH!

True patriotism.......

WTF????????????????
Good Grief!

True patriot is one funny dude. Keep the humor coming!