April 07, 2007

Saturday Blonde Joke

Mo K (who, as you can see,is a blonde) sent me this one for Easter.

Three blondes died and found themselves standing
before St. Peter. He told them that before they
could enter the Kingdom, they
Had to tell him what Easter was.

The first blonde said, "Easter is a
holiday where they have a big
Feast and we give thanks and eat turkey."

St. Peter said, "Blondes!" and went on to
the second one.

The second blonde said, "Easter is when we
celebrate Jesus' birth and exchange gifts."

St. Peter said, "Wrong!!" and went to the
third blonde.

The third blonde said she knew what Easter
was and St. Peter said, "So, tell me."

She said, "Easter is a Christian holiday
that coincides with the
Jewish festival of Passover. Jesus was
having Passover feast with His
Disciples when he was betrayed by Judas,
and the Romans arrested
him. The Romans hung Him on the cross and He
died. Then they buried Him
in a tomb behind a very large boulder.

St. Peter said, "Finally! Verrrrry good!"

The blonde continued, "Now every year the
Jews roll away the
boulder and Jesus comes out. If he sees
his shadow, we have six
more weeks of basketball."

Posted by denny at April 7, 2007 12:08 AM  
Comments

Sounds right to me! Don't you get tired of nothing but basketball [or is it basketbrawl?] as though the world will come to an end unless No Cash Allowed Athletes has another fundraiser for college sports franchises and the pro-teams get a televised try-out.

Easter, isn't that the excuse to hide eggs and then look for them? On that subject, alligators hide their eggs and rabbits don't even lay eggs. Let's hear it for the Easter Alligator!!!

Lots of people seem to blame the Jews for getting Jesus killed, but wasn't that God's plan all along?

Bet this starts some hate mail, but I may not really mean it.

And when did ham, pineapple, sweet potato and beer become THE traditional Easter meal?

Posted by: Jim Macklin on April 7, 2007 09:18 AM

Jim - Isn't it funny that we celebrate the resurrection of a nice Jewish boy by eating pork?

Posted by: Denny on April 7, 2007 10:22 AM

Brilliant! This is even better than the version of this joke that I tell.

Posted by: Elisson on April 8, 2007 06:48 PM
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