Bill Clinton said that peace between Syria and Israel could be achieved in the time it took Monica to give him a blowjob 35 minutes.
A peace agreement between Israel and Syria could be reached within 35 minutes, former U.S. president Bill Clinton told the Lebanon-based Asharq Al-Awsat newspaper in an interview published Sunday.Clinton said Israel and Syria were very close to reaching an agreement in 1998, adding that an accord could be reached assuming Iran does not play a role in the issue.
Let's see. Who was president in 1998? What a shame he couldn't have fit that into his busy schedule in the remaining two years that he was president. Must have had more important things to do. "No, Monica! Suck! Blow is just a figure of speech!"
The Clinton bullshit machine never stops.
Posted by denny at April 16, 2007 11:10 PMIt all depends on the size of the nuke we drop on Damn Ass Kissed (sp). If we use a tactical nuke on Syria, it may take longer, but if we drop a good one on them, Peace in the middle east for a LONG time.
Posted by: Jeremy on April 17, 2007 01:18 AM"The Clinton bullshit machine never stops."
And then there's Hillary to keep it running at full speed.
Posted by: Rob Cooper on April 17, 2007 02:01 AMIt would be nice if someone would inform Billary and Hill that the saxophone on MTV and french-fries isn't going to keep Americans safe.
Just a thought...
Posted by: CharlieDelta on April 17, 2007 02:05 AMResentment Smoulders.......
Bill Clinton is pissed at the Peanutman & is doing whatever to claim the title of worst ex-president. Lot`s of luck!
Bill Clinton tried his best to be the worst seated President but Carter set a lower standard then anybody can achieve with or without trying.
Bill is really upset because he knows if Hillary gets elected , she is the odds on favorite to take the title of worst President with the last name of Clinton.
Posted by: dudley1 on April 17, 2007 08:10 AMYeah, but look at the bright side. Think what BJ Clinton has done for our culture.
Why to this day whenever I tell my wife I need a Monica, she knows this is what I want.
Posted by: capitano on April 17, 2007 09:22 AMHell, the Syria problem could be fixed in 35 seconds with some well placed cruise missles.
Posted by: kerrcarto on April 17, 2007 12:01 PMbullet points
- amen Kerrcarto........a fuckin men
- I am sitting in a chemo waiting room. a buddy of mine has throat cancer. there are 3 mexicans in here. the only english words that are coming out of their mouths are "medicare" and "medicaid"......priceless
- bill is probably assuming isreal would give up the golan heights. that is a stupid assumption that will never happen