This one is from Rob Cooper.
There once was an Indian who had only one testicle, and whose given name was 'Onestone'. He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone.
After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said, "If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!"
The word got around and nobody called him that any more.
Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird forgot and said, "Good morning, Onestone."
He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into the forest where he made love to her all day and all night. He made love to her all the next day, until Blue Bird died from exhaustion.
The word got around that Onestone meant what he promised he would do.
Years went by and no one dared call him by his given name until a woman named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being away. Yellow Bird, who was Blue Bird's cousin, was overjoyed when she saw Onestone.
She hugged him and said, "Good to see you, Onestone."
Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest, then he made love to her all day, made love to her all night, made love to her all the next day, made love to her all the next night, but Yellow Bird wouldn't die!
What is the moral of this story?
You can't kill two birds with one stone!!!
Posted by denny at April 23, 2007 12:00 AMMan...that was great!
Posted by: Mushy on April 22, 2007 11:27 PMHey Prosper, you out there? Give us your opinion about this from the BBC:
Of the main candidates, Mr. Sarkozy, a former interior minister, promised a "rupture" with the past and real economic reform, while Ms. Royal has pledged a fairer society.
Both are controversial figures who have divided the French.
Mr. Sarkozy is hated by the left as a reformer who many fear would change the French way of life by making the nation work harder and longer and by cutting back on its generous welfare state.
Ms. Royal is also regarded with suspicion, seen as too authoritarian and conservative by some Socialists.
Sarkozy making you frogs work harder? Heaven forbid!!!
Argh, but it's better than the usual.
Posted by: LisaKay on April 23, 2007 06:47 AMMoral? You can't kill two birds with one stone OR onestone cannot kill two birds!
Posted by: david on April 23, 2007 03:47 PMRob, don't even try to understand us, just hate us...
Posted by: Prosper on April 24, 2007 04:49 AMNo hate, dude..Just pointing out the facts. I actually think Sarkozy could be kinda good, but since he's a politician, I have to wait to see if he says what he means, and means what he says. Call me skeptical...
Posted by: Rob Cooper on April 25, 2007 12:27 AM