Yea, but what about global smell?

I dare her to try to wipe my ass with one square. Ater a hard night of drinking I would give her a nice orange peel texture from the elbow down.

Sheryl Crow is definately one hot piece of ass, but damn...

...what a moron!

CD, EWWWW, she's a skank. Not pig skank like Rosie, just White Trash skank.

She's like the politician who doesn't know the price of a gallon of milk or a loaf of bread. She is accustomed to having someone else clean her backside for her, and not with toilet paper.

This crack is tongue-in-cheek, of course.

I'm with Chuck on this one.

Has anyone been listening to Limbaugh? He has been having a ball with this crapt.

Think her asshole is that small?

what about that other thing?i never seen a woman yet that didn't have to wind off a half a roll to wipe it.trust me,with a wife and 4 grown daughter's,if i had all the money ive' spent on toliet paper i could buy every tree in the usa.

tell you guys what. send sheryl over to my place tonight with a bottle of denny's wine. I will give her the sternest of talking to's. You guys can then worry about the other stuff.....I got this one covered...... ;-)

I agree with Ray. Her first album was titled Tuesday Night Music Club. Her next one should be titled Moonbat Free Clinic Club

Ray-
Are you serious? Don't tell me you would kick her out of bed for eating crackers, because I would have to call bullshit on that one dude. (unless she opened her mouth) :-)

When you think about her mind and personality, it's like having the worst case of whisky-dick known to man.

Maybe she's the anti-Viagra???

I can smell Sheryl's box from here : (

YIKES!
vetfromhell-
Stop eating that shit. I didn't say she was clean!

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