And liberals swallow it hook, line, and sinker. Every time!

Thanks for the link Denny. I'm now the proud owner of 1,000,000 carbon offsets. I'll feel better about driving my SUV now.

Just 1,000,000 ? I received over 42 Million. I'm
going to go out and buy a CO2 generating pump at
Walmart and crank that sucker up! I'm covered 24-7 for years!

With this, I can even go back to using flourocarbons (freon) in my air conditioners and spray cans.

Thanks for the link Denny. I'm now the proud owner of 1,000,000 carbon offsets. I'll feel better about driving my SUV now.

Alan, no offence, but your measly 1,000,000 CO's are puny compared to my 17 Gazillion Carbon Offsets. I can pretty much incinerate a continent and still be “Carbon Neutral”!!!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Sorry Stan, I've got "Eleventy Hojillian"! I can smoke that whole "Earth-like planet" they found and still have room for more.

Remember folks...Saving the environment is FUN!

Carbon offsets......

I`m on the band wagon.....some of you folks are too greedy & hogging all the offsets, seems some guy named Whopper A. Gore from Tennessee has got into the computer & is duplicating a second list of all requests in his name so he can stay ahead of the rest of all the carbon offsetters.

I only got 10,000,000 carbon offsets, with that I can cut down about 10, 000 acres of the Allegheny national forest & plant corn to run my ethanol plant on the site of the former Gettysburg National Military Park "Approx 2300 acres".

I get to put 12,300 acres to work for the environment, good deal huh? Coming soon to a corner in your neighborhood 'Dudleys Ethanol Service Center" I figure with all cost for refining, transportation & taxes & just a little profit, about $4.00 a gallon initially will allow me to feel real good about the environment.

Got mine, and it only cost me 48,700,000,000.00. I made out like a bandit!