May 09, 2007

A Sad Way To Go

This is just so wrong.


Got it from Bill.

This reminds me of a really bad joke.

This guy was walking through a forest when he saw a guy with his arms around a tree. He asked him what he was doing and the guy told him he was listening to the tree talk. Did he want to try?

So the guy puts his arms around the tree and the other guy whips out a pair of handcuffs, handcuffs him to the tree, takes his wallet, and splits.

About an hour later another guy comes up, sees him and asks him what happened.

The first guy tells him his story and bemoans his fate.

The other guy unzips his pants and says, "This has not been your lucky day!"

Posted by denny at May 9, 2007 09:11 PM  

M I C-K E Y, why? Because you're here baby.

Or about the mortician who was charged with having sex with his dead wife.

He told the court she was cold and did not move, just like when she was alive, so how was he to know?

He was found "not guilty."

Posted by: James H. Macklin on May 9, 2007 10:24 PM

Reminds me of my days in the fast food business.

Posted by: Hammer on May 9, 2007 11:27 PM

Is that how Hamas dropped Mickey?

Posted by: Peggy U on May 9, 2007 11:57 PM

Is that mouse-trap in San Fran-freak-o?

Posted by: CharlieDelta on May 10, 2007 02:45 AM

Before this I only thought that the second mouse got the cheese

Posted by: tyguy on May 10, 2007 03:14 AM

Looks like either way she's fucked

Posted by: Darrell G on May 10, 2007 08:36 AM

Looks like about the same thang as Paris Hilton is gonna be doin for 45 days !!

Posted by: Wild Bill on May 10, 2007 12:23 PM

Isn't that the way one is spose ta go? Get this, we have a duck family in our yard. The Lady duck and the Guy duck were bitching at one another in the driveway. Out of nowhere, a new guy duck swoops in, flips her over, pins her down and well, had his way with her. He swoops off, and they resume bitch qaucking at one another. I don't know what to make of this, duck rape or duck prostitution? I sprayed down the driveway and wondered why all the crazee shit comes to me? No, I'm not kidding.

Posted by: LisaKay on May 14, 2007 05:54 AM
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