A guickie from Barney.
Two blondes are walking down the road when one says, “Look at that dog with one eye!”
The other blonde covers one of her eyes and says, “Where?”
Posted by denny at May 12, 2007 12:02 AM"Dead bird"
Looking upward "Where!"
Thank you Denny!
Something to send to the Sub for a mothers day funny!
I send them anyway, but what the hell?
That reminds me of the two gay guys walking down the road (can't call 'em 'fags' any more).
The two fags, er, gay guys see a dog that's licking its own balls.
The one guy (OK, let's call him a 'metrosexual') says to the other guy, "Gee, I sure wish I could do that!"
The other guy says, "You probably can, but I think you should pet him first!"
Posted by: chicopanther on May 18, 2007 11:57 PM