She's got my vote!

80 a day! She's is gonna end up with lockjaw... or worse!

Does this mean Paris Hilton is qualified to make a run for public office?

Hilliary may try it but who would want one. Don't look down!

Is that a typo on the top line? It says 40.000 instead of 40,000.

Muddogg - Nope. In Europe they use a period in large numbers instead of a comma.

Lets be serious, You can get a blow job on any street corner for about $50. Compared to what a bad politician can do, thats nothing. Congress costs us more per member per screwing than the most expensive escort service on either coast.

Den:

Assuming you are quoting Erica Jong, isn't it "zipless fuck"?

I'm not nitpicking on you so much as I am imageing a "zipperless-fuck" versus a "zipless fuck"

I can recall a REAL 'zippy'-fuck with no zippers involved. Likewise, I can recall sex with so many zippers that the thrill went away.

Just asking.

"He had nary a zipper yet the sex was zip-less."

Anyone care to corroborate? As in establish or strengthen as with new evidence or facts; "His story confirmed my doubts"; "The evidence supports the defendant"

Careful, she may be an honest politician. But you might get Elton John!

Dan, I believe Erica was refering to zip as in hot and invigorating. Denny is refering to a fly type zipper in that politicians fucks us while we still have our trousers on.

A golfer joined a new country club and was ready to tee off when he was approached by a young lady who asked if she could join him for a round. The guy was elated because he never knew anyone and accepted.
They played 18 holes and she beat him by one stroke. They went to the clubhouse for a drink and as they were leaving the girl asked if if she could walk him to his car. In doing so she got him in the back seat and commenced to give him a blow job. The guy was dumbfounded as he thought this was the luckiest day in his life.
The next day they met again at the club house and played another round. The same thing happened. She beat him again and took him to his car and gave him another blow job. The guy then told her that tomorrow he was taking her home and was going to bang her big time. Then the shock came when she told him that actually she wasn't a she but a horny queer.
The guy was seriously pissed to say the least and commenced cussing him and told him that he was the lowest scum on this earth. How could you do this to fellow golfer. Beat me twice and while using the ladies tee!

Gene Hall.......

Did you hear about the foursome who as they were preparing to putt on the eighth green were interrupted by a naked blonde woman who ran across the green yelling if you catch me I`ll screw you....
After regaining their composure & once again ready to putt three guys in white coats ran up to them asking which way she went & sped off in the direction she ran...
Again ready to putt, one guy in a white coat carrying two buckets of sand , one in each hand staggered up & wanted to also know which way everyone had gone. This finally raised the question of what was going on & why the two buckets of sand?
The guy with the buckets said , the blonde was a sex nympho who escaped from the mental institution up the road & the two buckets of sand was his handicap for catching her the week before.

DanS - The proper term is "zipless fuck" but we used to always say in the Navy, "I got screwed and I didn't even need to pull down my zipper". Hence "zipperless fuck".