To my darling husband,
Before you return from your trip I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pickup truck when I turned into the driveway. Fortunately it's not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too much about me.
I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake. The garage door is slightly bent but the pick up fortunately came to a halt when it bumped into your car.
I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my sweetheart. I am enclosing a picture for you.
I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again
P.S. Your girlfriend called.
Your loving wife.
XXX
Oh I would like to see the insurance report on that one! Damn, that looks like a Ferrari getting jumped by that Ford! I gotta think this would be damned hard to do without involving a large amount of alcohol. Looks like a scooter sitting beside the Ferrari, good aim!
Posted by: Mark on May 21, 2007 03:07 PMWhat kind of plate is that? Looks like "Muma". I don't think that's a state.
Posted by: Trouty on May 21, 2007 07:31 PMI believe the plate says "Arkansas"
Posted by: Muddogg on May 21, 2007 07:53 PMI'd say that relationship is pretty much over . I dont think I would even bother going back home .
Posted by: Darrell G on May 21, 2007 10:20 PMYep. Those are Arkansas tags. Probably Alice Walton home for a visit.
Posted by: Oil Field Trash on May 22, 2007 12:44 AMWell, it is an OFF ROAD vehicle, most people only drive in two dimensions.
Posted by: James H. Macklin on May 22, 2007 01:31 AMlol
Posted by: AnnaD on May 22, 2007 10:21 AMI drive in four dimensions, except when I use the hyperdrive.
Posted by: Peggy U on May 22, 2007 12:59 PM