First the good news.
Washington —- The Food and Drug Administration Tuesday approved the first birth control pill that eliminates a woman's monthly period.
Wow! Freaking awesome! How much nicer to deal with women who are not OTR or experiencing PMS! Men of the world, we are saved! A new era is dawning of women not being bitchy due to "female problems". How neat is that?
It is designed for women who find their periods too painful, unpleasant or inconvenient and want to be free of them.
This will be a boon for men with wives or grilfriends who also find it rough to be around "women who find their periods too painful, unpleasant or inconvenient and want to be free of them".
The bad news.
They'll find some other reason to be bitchy.
Posted by denny at May 23, 2007 07:47 PMI think a womans period relieves the bitchiness that naturally builds up over a month. This pill scares me. no telling what will happen if they dont have the build in excuse to be a bitch once a month
Posted by: Paul Gross on May 23, 2007 08:38 PMI'm old and experienced enough to know a woman does not need an excuse to be bitchy. But this may help a guy more than women. She can't use it as an excuse and then roll over and go to sleep.
Posted by: gene Hall on May 23, 2007 09:25 PMNow if only they would legalize the use of de-barkers on women it would be a perfect world.
Posted by: darkbhudda on May 23, 2007 09:33 PMPaul, I'd say brace yourself for the Krakatoa of bitch explosions. As for you, darkbhudda, you'll want to make sure you've got fresh batteries. Wrap that de-barker around your scrotum and test it first, m'kay?
Posted by: Peggy U on May 23, 2007 11:55 PMlol@ peggy!
Posted by: vetfromhell on May 24, 2007 12:21 AMDenny, I can really tell how much you love women.
Posted by: Sally on May 24, 2007 01:33 AMPoor Sally the troll.
Posted by: vetfromhell on May 24, 2007 05:39 AMSocialist Sally?
Is this name still valid? I`ve noticed in spite of your statement for a life & that you would not be spending all your spare time on this web site ....you do seem to be doing precisely that.
Maybe the influence of all of we conservatives is eroding the Socialist Liberal exterior......When is the coming out party?
Mustache Sally...you'd better pull that Burka down...
Sally, you're the Feminazi, don't pick on Denny for having to put up with the likes of your once a month ravings(?) You're a raving harpy 24/7.
It's no wonder that you come here to rant at us, your college roomies are probably so sick of you that you have no where else to go? May I suggest a shower, and check out a thank the troops website where you can send a note of THANKS.
Actually Sally, I love women. Believe it or not, my best friends are women, and unlike you, most of them have a sense of humor. Do you understand the concept of a joke?
I guess you haven't read what I write about my dear friend Cindy who takes care of me when I have physical problems.
Or maybe you could ask commenters like Peggy U, LisaKay, Erica, Shoe, Bou, Mo K, and many others if they think I dislike women.
Wouldn't help, would it?
Posted by: Denny on May 24, 2007 11:23 AMSometimes it's just fun to be crass, my dear, even if it's at someone else's expense. So dish it back. It evens out somewhere.
Posted by: PeggyU on May 24, 2007 09:19 PMMaybe we should start a Sally vibrator battery drive. I think I have a big box 0f D's somewhere...
Posted by: vetfromhell on May 25, 2007 03:12 PMBetter yet, let's send Silly one of those vibrating razors. Good gravy, Charlie Delta is speaking through my keyboard!
Posted by: LisaKay on May 26, 2007 07:42 AM