This one is from Mo K.
A blonde was driving home after a football game, and got caught in a really bad hailstorm. Her car was covered with dents, so the next day she took it to a repair shop. The shop owner saw that she was a blonde, so he decided to have some fun. He told her just to go home and blow into the tail pipe really hard, and all the dents would pop out. So, the blonde went home, got down on her hands and knees and started blowing into her car's tailpipe. Nothing happened. She blew a little harder, and still nothing happened.
Her roommate, another blonde, came home and said, "What are you doing?"
The first blonde told her how the repairman had instructed her to blow into the tailpipe in order to get all the dents to pop out.
Her roommate rolled her eyes and said, "HELLLLOOO... You need to roll up the windows!"
After a hail storm, just paint your car to look like a golf ball.
Good joke, roll up the windows.
Posted by: Jim Macklin on June 16, 2007 02:30 AMJim,
You may have hit on something. It seems that when a tornado is preceeded by a hail storm that there is more damage. GIven that the dimplles in the balls make them fly better, that may be the ticket.
Which leads to the next thought, after a propper hail stoning, does the car get bettr mileage?
Jeremy: Hmmm. Would a car produce less drag if it had a dimpled surface? Wonder if anyone has experimented with that ....
Posted by: PeggyU on June 17, 2007 04:42 PMI wonder how far the blonde would go if she had a dimpled something?
Posted by: ty guy on June 17, 2007 10:00 PMPeggy,
All I know is that when I was driving a beat up car, it produced more drag on accounta I could only pick up fat chicks.
Jeremy: Low-Ri-der!
Posted by: PeggyU on June 18, 2007 03:56 AMI sent this one to the C.O.C.C. This will surely get more of a laugh than the MSRA that is going around- Thanks!
Posted by: LisaKay on June 18, 2007 10:57 AM