Jacob sent me this link.
A robber in a wheelchair attacked a man in Orlando overnight with his prosthetic leg then took off with cash and a bottle of beer, police said.
Another crip gone bad.
Antonio Jennings, 21, told Orlando police he was walking behind the Mobil gas station on the 2800 block of West Colonial Drive at about 11:30 p.m. Monday when a couple of men approached him.Jennings recognized one man as "Walter" and the other as "Woody," who was in a wheelchair. The victim said Woody struck him in the face with his fake leg, robbed him of $30 in cash, an assortment of identification cards and his bottle of beer.
What is this world coming to when a crip uses a fake leg as a weapon? When reached for comment the local police said, "He won't get far on foot." OK. I made that last part up.
Posted by denny at June 21, 2007 03:00 PMDefinitely not armed robbery, but the judge will say that That Woody doesn't have a leg to stand on.
Check the name of the staff writer and what clue that offers as to his first-hand knowledge of the robbery.
This is almost like the skit between Johnny Carson and Jack Webb.
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/42943/johnny_carson_copper_clappers/
Writer Walter and Wheelchair Woody went and wacked a walking wino wounding him with a wooden weapon.
Posted by: Woody on June 21, 2007 05:43 PMYo! Don't be messin' with 'da Crips, unless
yo want a cap in yo ass!
When they outlaw guns, criminals will use their wooden leg as a weapon. Think the idiots in congress will realize this.
Posted by: Scrapiron on June 21, 2007 11:24 PMScrapiron-
But it's not the repeating criminal that keeps intimidating the People, it's the repeating wooden leg! We all know that criminals will abide by the current 'legislation' therefore, as long as wooden legs are banned, there will be no more crime and the world will be a more 'happy' place where we all can sit around the fire and tell stories about teddy bears and rainbows...
I say take away his wheelchair and send him to prison for 50 years make him use a walker
Posted by: spurwing plover on June 23, 2007 10:32 AM