This one is a twofer - a blonde joke and a Monday Pun. Got it from Mo K.
A blonde goes into a coffee shop and notices there's
a "peel and win" sticker on her coffee cup.
So she peels it off and starts screaming, "I've won a motorhome!
I've won a motorhome!"
The waitress says, "That's impossible.
The biggest prize is a free Lunch."
But the blonde keeps on screaming,
"I've won a motorhome!
I've won a motorhome!"
Finally, the manager comes over and says,
"Ma'am, I'm sorry, but you're mistaken.
You couldn't have possibly won a motorhome
because we didn't have that as a prize."
The blonde says, "No, it's not a mistake.
I've won a motorhome!"
And she hands the ticket to the
manager and he reads...
"W I N A B A G E L"
Posted by denny at June 25, 2007 12:00 AMDammit! I knew I had that one and then I doubted myself.
Note to self: Don't click "continue" until you know you don't have it...
Posted by: CharlieDelta on June 25, 2007 12:05 AMextremly well done
a real belly laugh
Go Beavers...Champs times 2
And I thought my head hurt BEFORE I read that....
Posted by: DrChappy on June 25, 2007 08:17 AMTy: the Beavs' are champs every time!
" If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck......They couldn't get into OSU"
Posted by: LC John Wardle on June 25, 2007 01:38 PMHey LC I relayed what you said to a Duck friend of mine and he said he did not get it!!!!!
Posted by: ty guy on June 27, 2007 03:29 AM