Some Beemer owners are assholes. Many people would put me on that list since I own two BMW's, but I have enough sense not to park in front of a fire hydrant. This guy got what he deserved. Unfortunately, he is probably a lawyer who sued the city and got a nice settlement. BTW, that's an old BMW and no way it is worth $28K.

Got it from Poulson.
Posted by denny at June 25, 2007 12:09 PMThat pic is as old as the internet.
Posted by: beena on June 25, 2007 01:41 PMI think you meant "Fire Hydrant" and not "parking meter".
Posted by: Jim on June 25, 2007 01:59 PMbeena - So what? I'm older than the internet.
Jim - Slaps head! You're right. Thanks. Fixed it. Senility creeping in.
Posted by: Denny on June 25, 2007 02:25 PMJust saying why the car was $28K (at the time). Also, Poulson doesn't get out much. This pic has been on 1,000's of sites and billions of emails since Al Gore graced us w/ the medium. No need to be offended.
Posted by: beena on June 25, 2007 04:25 PMOld pic.
I have that on my hard drive for at least two years.
Posted by: Another Government Employe on June 25, 2007 09:29 PMThere's always a fuckin' critic (or two) isn't there?
I really don't give a rat's ass how old this picture is. It still makes me chuckle.
I have that on my hard drive for at least two years.
-Well I would say that if you've saved that to your hard drive for 2 years, then it must still make to chuckle too, right?
Lighten the fuck up already, critics...
Posted by: CharlieDelta on June 25, 2007 11:32 PM
In keeping with the old-but-good theme:
What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?
The porcupine's pricks are on the outside.
Ba-da-bing!
Posted by: spongerob on June 26, 2007 10:03 AMI would never allow that on my hard drive.
Posted by: wiklit on June 27, 2007 02:41 AM"There's always a fuckin' critic (or two) isn't there?"
Criticism? Where's the criticism? Exactly, there's none. You hypersensitive little boys should just stay off the net.
Posted by: jimmah d. on June 27, 2007 05:03 AMjimmah d.-
Where's the criticism? You moronic little boys should just stay off the net until you learn the definition of what you are attempting to speak of...
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/criticism
Posted by: CharlieDelta on June 27, 2007 11:31 AMI know the definition of moron and you are the embodiment of the term.
Posted by: jimmah d. on June 28, 2007 04:07 PMPointing out a fact - especially one that is neutral - does not equal criticism, dictionary boy.
Posted by: smell the coffee on June 28, 2007 04:15 PMI know the definition of moron and you are the embodiment of the term.
Is that the best illustration you can come up with? Is that your best retort? (yawn)
smell the coffee-
Look it up:
–noun 1. the act of passing judgment as to the merits of anything.
Get it yet?
Regards,
Dictionary Boy
Self-pwnage at it's finest. No judgment was passed, dickweed. None. Zero.
Enjoy being victimized by your own stupidity all of your life.
Your parents must be so proud of you.
Posted by: jimmah d. on June 29, 2007 03:37 AMNo judgement was passed? None? Zero?
Do you mean that someone wasn't judging this pic and Denny's choice to post it, and the fact that it happened to be "as old as the internet".? Is that not judgement of somekind?
I guess not in the world of the greatest jimmah d!
Never the less, this pissing contest is over.
You won jimmah d. You are my hero!
Can I buy you a Zima???
Posted by: CharlieDelta on June 29, 2007 03:53 AMRead the 4th post, apologize to yourself and others and suck back in all that hot, odoriferous air you have been expelling.
A victory over you is not much of a victory, so, unless you want to toast your stupidity, no need for drinks. Your money would be better spent on English lessons or meds or a self-esteem program or anger management classes.
Posted by: smell the coffee on June 29, 2007 04:00 AMswill the coffee/beaner/jimmah d (same person)-
jimmah dicksmack said there was no criticism and I proved that there was by definition. What more do you want? Your insults are really cute, but if you want to get under my skin and push my buttons, then you better have something a little more substantial, and that debunks my comment before your kindergarten insults rattle me. Otherwise, you are just another dumbass troll looking for a pissing contest, in which case we are done here.
Regards,
Dictionary Boy
Still pissing into a stiff wind, I see.
Your tirades are pathetic. Obviously, someone got way under your deeply scarred skin. And/Or, you're just realizing how inept you are in thought and debate. Piss and wallow away.
Posted by: smell the coffee on June 29, 2007 04:51 AMIt sounds to me like jimmah d and smell some coffee are serious butt*buddies.
"Self-pwnage at it's finest."? What the hell is that?
What the hell is "self-pwnage"? Is that some new kind of ebonics, or some new pole smokin' term for the rainbow brigade?
Posted by: bobbyboots on June 29, 2007 06:20 AMTwice, you said you were done. But, you just can't let go, can ya'? You've made more encores than Elvis and James Brown combined.
Clearly, way under your skin and in your craw. Thanks for the laughs.
Apologies to Dennis: You've got a great site. Sorry for feeding the troll.
Posted by: smell the coffee on June 29, 2007 07:47 AMsmell the coffe/ jimmah d - Why you use two different names is beyond me. CD is not a troll. He is a long time commenter at this site.
Posted by: Denny on June 29, 2007 11:35 AMYou choose your trolls, I'll choose mine. Long time, indeed. Anyhow, thanks for your dedication and for this wonderful site. Sorry for the fracas. It happens. Let's go rant about dhimmys and terrorists.
Posted by: smell the coffee on June 29, 2007 12:12 PMThanks Denny. Apparently some people believe I actually give a shit what they think of me...
Posted by: CharlieDelta on June 29, 2007 08:12 PMOnce again, you give yourself too much credit. And, yet another encore.
Posted by: smell the coffee on June 30, 2007 02:31 AMas if we give a shit about you, longtime chuck.
Posted by: cutler on June 30, 2007 02:40 AMObviosly you do 'cutler'. If you didin't have a hard-on for me would you still be engaging me?
You obviously give a major shit about me, or you wouldn't be running your mouth, now would you????...
Posted by: CharlieDelta on July 1, 2007 03:36 AMStill making encores,"long time commenter." Now, there's a ringing endorsement.
No, I don't give a shit about you. It's all about me. I enjoy sending you into a rage. It's so easy. And fun!
BTW, my "hard on" for you is my fist. Eat it, eat shit, die.
Posted by: cutler on July 1, 2007 06:44 AMcutler.......
What kind of ego trip are you on? .....My hard arm is my fist! Do you have your own private cemetary? A trained killer like yourself can`t just leave your victims lying around the streets now can you?
Charlie Delta is a longtime commenter as are most of us & we get kinda clannish when someone comes on & spouts shit. You do not have to agree with us & can even post opposing thoughts or ideas but be aware that we respond to commentors in unison in kind.
Anyway if you have something to post provocative,stimulating, funny,political or just have a question or point of view...fire away, but don`t be stupid.
The guy threw a hissy fit and picked a fight over nothing and he got it back. Now, he wants his friends to defend him. Normally, I don't engage and shitkick retardates on the net, but, due to his persistence, I made a special exception for him.
I agree, we don't have to agree and I'd rather keep it civilized and on point, but, again, your friend, long time charlie, cranked up his idiot dial and I whipped his ass for it and will gladly do it again and again. For that, I don't apologize.
Posted by: cutler on July 1, 2007 10:56 AMHere's a thought: Why don't we all just STFU. OK, no more. Let it die. Everyone has had their say. Let this be the last post and no hard feelings. If you come back for more, then you're asking for more. Let's go have a beer and talk about what is really important.
Posted by: jimmah d. on July 1, 2007 11:24 AMThe guy threw a hissy fit and picked a fight over nothing and he got it back.
Okay...let's see here...
'cutler's' first comment in this thread was:
"as if we give a shit about you, longtime chuck."
You weren't involved in the "fracas" to begin with, chose to get involved, and then claimed that someone else 'picked a fight over nothing'. That's pretty cute...
Now, he wants his friends to defend him.
I never wrote to ask my friends to defend me. They just did because they are my friends. It's that simple. I guess you will never get that will you?
'cutler's' second comment was, "BTW, my "hard on" for you is my fist. Eat it, eat shit, die."
Who's trying to pick an internet fight now? You're really tough behind that monitor aren't you?
and I whipped his ass for it and will gladly do it again and again. For that, I don't apologize.
You whipped my ass? How?
Do you do stand-up comedy? You would be really good on the microphone...
jimmah d./cutler/smell the coffee-
Your idea of having a beer and working things out is a great plan! Tell your bi-polar friends to do the same and relax for a change. They'll enjoy life a little more...
Clearly, reading and comprehension and objectivity are not your strong points. Forget the beer, Calvin. Go back to sucking dick. Enjoy.
Posted by: cutler on July 2, 2007 02:18 AMCutler, you're wasting your time. These inadequate little bitches here don't want peace. They want to argue and whine and complain as a way of boosting their self-esteem. Of course they wouldn't talk this way anywhere besides the internet because, in real life they are cowards.
Posted by: Troof on July 2, 2007 02:28 AMRejected: No account by that name here
Giving up on 216.200.145.51.
Clearly leaving a legitamate email address isn't your strong point. Forget the beer douchebag, go back to trolling...
Posted by: CharlieDelta on July 2, 2007 02:54 AMAha! Back again. You conceded defeat and promised not to return, which makes you a liar and a loser, but we already knew that.
As if I want to receive emails from you, long time charlie. So deluded, so angry you hypersensitive boys are.
Posted by: smell the coffee on July 2, 2007 03:05 AMlong time bitchboy is back an getting pawnt again. this is too easy - like shooting copulating fags in a sleeping bag.
Posted by: downchuck on July 2, 2007 03:21 AMJimmah D/cutler/smell the coffee/troof/downchuck - Why don't you just use one id and quit trying to be multiple people?
Posted by: Denny on July 2, 2007 11:33 AMOK.
Posted by: one id on July 2, 2007 12:14 PM