...if you did have a sexy neighbor and a trampoline?

My next-door neighbors are all older than I am, and I've been around for 2/3 of a century. I don't wanna see their skinny, saggy ol' asses. And the last time I was on a trampoline, a seam split and goddam near broke my ankle.

So the HOA tyrant isn't sexy? Too bad. It increases their life expectancy ten fold because its darn hard to run over some one who is cute when they wander into the street.

I don't have a neighbor that lays out in the nude but I do have one down the street that picks up her paper while I'm walking my dog in the morning wearing shorty PJs. I thought that I was the only one who ever saw it till another neighbor mentioned it and saying it looked like a smiley face peeking around a corner. What a sight!

gene-
You are one dirty ol' bastard! That's why you got yourself a dog. Now it's all coming together...

Next time you see her, take a picture of her and send it to me!

LOL! I saw the binoculars out on our kitchen table when I got back from a few weeks in NC. Turns out hubs has noticed a new neighbor who likes to sunbathe.
NOT in the nude (there are children, children around, I tell you), but he quickly realized that this was the same house a year ago where he saw a stack of logs at the curb, and while walking Pixel, went up to the door to inquire about it, and saw the same woman (startling her) sunbathing. They have enough trees/bushes that you can't see each other from the sidewalk!