June 29, 2007

Name That Party

Once again we play Don Surber's game, Name That Party. Today's scumbag is a former governor of Alabama. From the AP which we know <sarcasm> has no bias whatsoever</sarcasm>.

MONTGOMERY, Ala. - Attorneys for former Alabama Gov. Don Siegelman and former HealthSouth CEO Richard Scrushy said they would appeal their sentences in a bribery and corruption case the judge said damaged public trust in state government.

Hmmmm. No party mentioned in the first paragraph, but since it mentions bribery and corruption he has to be a Republican right? After all, Dimocrats are all lilly white and honest uncorruptible politicians. Just look at the Clintons and William Jefferson.

Siegelman was sentenced Thursday to more than seven years in federal prison and Scrushy got nearly seven years. U.S. District Judge Mark Fuller ordered both immediately taken into custody, not even giving them time to talk with their families.

No party mentioned in the next paragraph. It's looking more and more like this scumbag is a Dimocrat. If he were a Republican it's usually mentioned in the first paragraph.

Finally, in the seventeenth paragraph we find out his party.

He said it also debunks claims that a Republican political vendetta was behind the probe of the Democratic governor. "It puts to rest all the speculation and the conspiracy theories," he said.

But all I really had to do was read the first paragraph and when it didn't mention Republican, I knew the scumbag was a Dimocrat. It's just like when I hear of a terrorist act, I know it's a Moo-Slime.

This game is just too easy.

Posted by denny at June 29, 2007 12:39 PM  
Comments

LOL! That's so funny ... I saw that article earlier, noticed no party affiliation, and read clear to the end to find out that he is, indeed, a democrat.The first thing I thought of was your "Name That Party" bit. In fact, I almost forwarded it to you, but it looks like you found it too! Damn, you're good!

Posted by: Peggy U on June 29, 2007 01:52 PM

Yeah, if they don't mention the party right off the bat, then he's a democrat.

Damn! That rhymed.

Posted by: Tina on June 29, 2007 02:54 PM

So Denny, what are you trying to say in your last sentence, that all terrorists are Mooselimb, or all Mooselimbs are terrorists? /sarcasm off

IMHO the latter is more true than the former.

Posted by: Ray on June 29, 2007 04:24 PM

Wait, I only read the title of this post and not the whole thing. I'll bet the answer is Dimocrat. Amirite?

Posted by: heyyall on July 1, 2007 01:56 AM
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