This one is from River Rat.
A young blonde woman was driving through the Florida Everglades while on vacation. She wanted to take home a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking. After becoming very frustrated with the attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the young Blonde declared, "Well then, maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator and get a pair of shoes for free!"
The shopkeeper said with a sly smile, "Well little lady, why don't you go on and give it a try?"
The blonde headed off to the swamp, determined to catch an alligator.
Later in the day, as the shopkeeper is driving home, he spots the same young woman standing waist deep in the murky water, shotgun in hand. As he brings his car to a stop, he sees a huge 9-foot gator swimming rapidly toward her.
With lightning reflexes, the Blonde takes aim, shoots the creature and hauls it up onto the slippery bank. Nearby were 7 more dead gators, all lying belly up. The shopkeeper stood on the bank, watching in silent amazement.
The blonde struggles mightily and manages to flip the gator onto its back. Rolling her eyes heavenward, she screams in frustration, "THIS ONE'S BAREFOOT, TOO!"
Denny...
Send this one to Jimbo at "Parkway Rest Stop" It is just perfect for him.
Posted by: dudley1 on June 30, 2007 09:04 AMHey the Blonde said that the gators she shot were "Barefoot" but they had 4 feet...shouldn't she have said that they were "Barefeet?"
The jokes on ??????
Maybe that is why they were barefoot/feet.......no hands to pull the shoes on or tie the laces.
Posted by: dudley1 on July 1, 2007 12:06 PMThey probably weren't carrying purses either.
Posted by: Peggy U on July 1, 2007 04:00 PMI think the gators were barefooted because the skin which was supposed to be made as shoes were used to cover their bodies instead. They were more concerned of their body rather than their feet.
Posted by: Coach Fred on July 4, 2007 06:07 PM