July 04, 2007

Best. Headline. Ever.

Here it is. Got the link from Don Surber.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Posted by denny at July 4, 2007 02:52 PM  
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I was stationed in Scotland while in the AF. A bunch of good people they were. I never enjoyed anywhere else more than that one beautiful year long ago. I enjoyed it too much as they shipped me to Libya two years short of my tour in Scotland.
This guy should have had steel toes on. He did a good job anyway.

Posted by: gene Hall on July 4, 2007 04:19 PM

I guess when your ass is on fire, getting kicked in the balls seems rather insignificant in the overall scheme of things!

Posted by: poulson on July 4, 2007 06:56 PM

You got that right, poulson. Absolutely nothing hurts like a burn and I guarantee you that motherfucker is praying he dies quickly.

Posted by: Ralph Gizzip on July 4, 2007 07:03 PM

Since this guy is living in Scotland I figure he's waiting on the British National health care system to get his foot treated.

Can we take up a collection to fly him over here for some decent medical treatment before gangrene sets in and his whole leg has to be amputated?

otpu

Posted by: otpu on July 5, 2007 12:19 AM

I don't know why the Cabbie was surprised his kick wasn't effective...you have to have balls for it to hurt!!!!

Posted by: ty guy on July 5, 2007 04:00 AM

How's about he sue CAIR for the injury to his foot? He could use the bucks to move here, and go to collge in Milwaukee(?) and use the foot baths since the thing is supposedly, non-religion specific. hahhaa

Posted by: LisaKay on July 5, 2007 08:07 AM

For some reason I was listening to NPR on the way home from work Tuesday and they did a piece on these doctors. They said that they all worked for the National Health Service, that they were all immigrants, and that they had been "radicalized" while in Britain. Not once did NPR mention the fact the doctors were all MUSLIM. Nope, just couldn't bring themselves to say it.

Posted by: Tailfeather on July 5, 2007 10:27 AM

I was wrong about Muslims. I really thought that if they were educated and free that they'd embrace freedom. This is no band of camel eating, uneducated, cave dwellers.......these are the muslims best, brightest, and most privelaged. They have the world by the nads and this is what they do. I am changing my thinking. our strategy in iraq is wrong. lets bring our boys home, build a bunch more cluster bombs, open a napalm factory and soften these bitches up.

Posted by: patrick on July 5, 2007 11:31 AM

Well, if the wannabe martyr "bound his loins" properly, he probably had enough padding to protect his nuts.

Posted by: Phillep on July 5, 2007 11:34 AM

Muslims don't have balls. They are a bunch of pussies that hide behind the archaic religion that they are trying to force upon us all to make us all equally stupid and backward thinking. They are all a bunch of scumbags that should be chased out of this country. If the Europeans want to kiss their asses and bow to them then so be it. This country may be the only one that has any hope of preventing a take over by these fools. But looking at our weak dick politicians (including Bush) I wonder.

Posted by: gene Hall on July 5, 2007 12:12 PM

Frankly, I'm glad the son of a bitch survived the burns. He deserves a long painful recovery process (as I understand, recovery from severe burns are painful). Perhaps after his recovery, the cabbie can have a command performance kicking the terrorist's crotch so the terrorist gets full benefit of the pain second go 'round.

Posted by: rastus on July 5, 2007 12:50 PM

If there's anyone who deserves an expedited path to US citizenship, it's that cabbie...

Posted by: Grumpy Old Ham on July 5, 2007 01:20 PM

The cabbie deserves commendation for acting like a MAN!

Basicially something inside him clicked, and he decided that those mooslime wankers shouldn't get away with that.......

Posted by: Gabby on July 5, 2007 04:54 PM

That's awesome! I would be cool to read that the cabbie kicked him in the sack and then shanked him a few times with his blade for good measure. Then, when the scumbag was done squirming on the ground, the cabbie pissed on his smoldering ashes.

Maybe next time...

Posted by: CharlieDelta on July 5, 2007 10:19 PM

We need many more headlines like this.

Posted by: formerlib on July 5, 2007 11:46 PM

"...and on the seventh day The Lord rested. He planted one foot on Africa, the other on Europe. He squatted over the ocean and what came out of Him was the middle east." Every single a-rab state has been a monumental and catastrophic failure. As a group of people they are the scourge of mankind. God's joke.

Posted by: SSG Dave Wallach on July 6, 2007 09:48 AM

Kudo's to this cabbie indeed but he lives in Scotland for gripes sake. I would like to see more stories about our troops dying in Iraq and what their life was like before they were sent into this cival war.

Posted by: Teresa on July 6, 2007 11:21 PM

Teresea - Let's see. Your son is in Iraq and you want to see more stories about soldiers dying in Iraq. Your son would be so proud of you if he knew that.

Posted by: Denny on July 6, 2007 11:38 PM

Teresa-
Did I just read that?

Posted by: CharlieDelta on July 7, 2007 03:06 AM

Of course the kick to the nads had no effect. How big a cock does a man need to pop a nine year old? The muslims send their daughters to Africa during summer breaks for female circumcision before they reach puberty. Part of the process is that they sew the vagina nearly shut. they leave an opening that a pea couldn't fit through. Now we know why, its to make them suitable for muslim peckers.
No wonder suicide is so common among them. After the woman has a baby, their cocks are just too small to get any feeling. That wold drive a lot of men to suicide.
Maybe it all has something to do with evolution. The arab kings had Eunichs to handle their harems. after a long time, with most of the arab man never needing their equipment, they developed shriveled ones. Could explain it, one never knows.
I, like Patrick, have revised my opinion of muslims. They are like any other pedophile. They suffer from a heavy metal deficiency. That is the only thing that will cure them of their evil hatred.

Posted by: Jeremy on July 8, 2007 04:00 PM

Okay, I worded it wrong. And Denny, fark you for bringing my son up. You will never understand the pain that a parent goes through when your child is in a foreign country and have to ration their water. And then calls you becuz they are so ill from dehydration. You don't get the "Mommy calls". I have only had 2 and that was enough to shake me up. I would like to read more headlines and stories about the lack of medical care that our GI's are facing when they come home. They all are facing PTSD to some degree and Walter Reed is letting them down big time. That was my original point.

Posted by: Teresa on July 9, 2007 12:23 AM
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