To: Nicholas Zarkov President of France
From Barbra Streisand
Dear Nicky,
Can I call you Nicky? I'm sure I can. Since you kissed me when I received that Legion Medal. I want to thank you for both the medal and the kiss. French guys really know how to kiss. You could teach my husband a thing or to.
I still cannot believe that you are a conservative! You remind me more of our famous liberals John Kennedy and Bill Clinton. You are just as charming as both of them.
Most Americans are more like the French. If Busch hadn't stolen the last election you would get to deal with John Kerrey who actually speaks French. As I'm sure you're aware, our current presdient hardly speaks Engilsh.
Fortunately, we will have a new president and this time it will be a Democrat. Then Fraqnce and the Untied States can be friends again.
I almost moved to France back in the early 90's. If Bill Clinton had lost his first election I would have left the country and moved to France. I admire the way the French government takse care of everyone. We could use theat in our country where he have rampant poverty and unemployment because of those evil Republicns. I hate them!
Anyway, thanks for the wonderful medal and the kiss. It is nice to know that the French people think as highly of me as they do Jerry Lewis.
Luv ya,
Babs
France can kiss my white American ass!!!!
Posted by: CharlieDelta on July 6, 2007 12:40 AMLove fax's from Babs!
Posted by: Alan on July 6, 2007 01:13 AMDenny, you need a non de plume hahahahha
Posted by: LisaKay on July 6, 2007 07:20 AMI was holding out hope for France after the election until I read that story. "She is the type of American that French people love" WTF is wrong with him? I thought he was a conservative he should have punched her in the face and ripped her saggy tits off.Then we could have given him a medal.
Posted by: kerrcarto on July 6, 2007 10:38 AMhey, any day Babs is in France and not here is a good day as far as I am concerned.
Posted by: patrick on July 6, 2007 12:44 PMThe letter is too well written for Babs. She is an idiot plus other things I won't print. Bad as Cher calling Bush stupid with her having a 6th grade education.
Posted by: gene Hall on July 6, 2007 05:07 PMA nobody punctuated by a has been.
Posted by: vicki on July 8, 2007 11:07 AMBabs is also the CLASSIC jew.
Posted by: who? on July 8, 2007 06:46 PMWhat is a "CLASSIC jew"...?
Read Oliver Twist - Fagan will get you started.
Posted by: who? on July 9, 2007 08:22 AM