This weeks winner of the coveted award is none other than Chuck "the schmuck" Schumer. This guy is one of the most annoying assholes on the planet. And someone ruined a perfect prick when they put ears on him.
So now we have all this faux outrage on the left, led by Chuckie and his fellow Dimocrats. Let's see. Scooter Libby was convicted of lying to a grand jury. Schumer's outraged. Bill Clinton did the same thing. That's OK.
Fuck you Dimocrat Rage Boy. I wish Bush had pardoned Libby.
Speaking of Dimocrat Rage Boy, I asked Mashby, the Photoshop wizard at Stark Raving Mad, to come up with Schumer as Dimocrat Rage Boy and he came through. Here he is in all his glory, Dimocrat Rage Boy.
Here's your award Dimocrat Rage Boy.

I do not think that limp pricked blowv8ting piece of crap is worthy of the award. He is no better than the bacteria in my septic tank and stinks a great deal more. They way he blows Clinton (either one) makes me want to puke.
He is truly a quagmire. As he cunsumes the contents of the septic tank, he just belches it out and sucks in more. A never ending cycle.
That is AWWWESOME! On behalf of all of Brooklyn (or at least those of us in our right minds), I am so sorry we spawned this self-righteous, twisted doofus.
Posted by: Erica on July 7, 2007 12:04 AMI'm going to have nightmares.
Posted by: Peggy U on July 7, 2007 02:16 AMI think it was Limbaugh who said that the most dangerous place to be in Washington DC is between Chuck Schumer and a TV camera. Him and Arlen Specter makes my blood boil! How in hell do people keep electing these assholes?
Posted by: gene Hall on July 7, 2007 06:02 AMYou know why Chuckie Schumer wears a necktie?
It hides the foreskin.
Still laughing. The picture was great. I live around Albany and the Times Union and the local media constantly have every word this moron utters on the air and in print. He makes Paris look media shy. I dont know how he gets elected repeatedly either. there dont seem to be that many idiots around here. Of course, I forget that most of his votes come from the Big Apple. Nearly every county north of Westchester voted for Bush in the last election and Kerry still carried the state by a ton.
Posted by: Paul Gross on July 7, 2007 10:32 AMHe - along with his butt-buddies, teddy and osamabamabama - are the triplet on the labor committe who are pushing the new OSHIT rules that will make buying, shipping and storing ammunition almost impossible.
Can't ban guns(except for those owned by my bodyguads of course) make it imposible for the hoi poloi to get ammo.
Posted by: emdfl on July 7, 2007 10:57 AMNo Ralph, its not to HIDE the foreskin, Its to keep it from blocking his view.
But I disagree with the whole concept of him being a penis with ears. I think of his kind more along the line of being a hemeroid with ears. They are too pusified to be pricks, but they are such a pain in the ASS.
Denny, shouldn't the smoke be yellow since it has been generated by a craven coward?
He looks a lot like Chuckie!
Coincidence? I think not...
Posted by: CharlieDelta on July 8, 2007 01:48 AMCharlieDelta -- I was thinking the same thing. To quote Dennis Miller "Schumer is as dull as a prison cafeteria spork"
Posted by: patrick on July 8, 2007 04:34 AMAssholes are usually elected over and over again by people who think like assholes....that's frightening!
Posted by: vicki on July 8, 2007 11:10 AMHe's the CLASSIC jew.
Posted by: who? on July 8, 2007 05:26 PM"who" is the classic jew?
Posted by: CharlieDelta on July 9, 2007 03:26 AM