July 09, 2007

Spy Squirrels

I'm posting this just for Eric because it is about spy squirrels.

According to IRNA, the official Islamic Republic news agency, the national Police chief has implicitly verified the news about the confiscation of a number of squirrels, equipped with eavesdropping devices, on the Iranian borders. He has declined to give any more details, but, reportedly, when asked about the confiscation of 14 spy squirrels, he stated, “I have heard about it, but I do not have precise information”. IRNA adds, “These squirrels were equipped by foreign intelligence services, but were captured two weeks ago by the Police”.

Dude! Look out! They're coming to get you!

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Image shamelessly stolen from Gateway Pundit.

Posted by denny at July 9, 2007 02:04 PM  
Comments

So in terms of the otherness of Bush's actions and public personality, what would you expect:That he wear a hair shirt. He could sit on a pointed stick. But the problem with the hair shirt is that after a while, you get used to it, it becomes comfortable. Even a pointed stick... We dwellers of base reality know that there's one prime technique in the real world (that is, not influenced by Tryptophans) for dealing with that disconentedness - keeping yourself alert so that if the information flys by, you're there with it. I suppose another one is shock, but the difficulty with that is... if there's no shocks, maybe you sleep on. If you become reliant on external shocks anyway, you lose your own powers of initiative. Another other one is to build in shocks to your own system, like a challange where you regularly set yourself some particular challenge which requires of you that you go beyond what you're able to reasonably respond to, like self-imollation.

Q: If we talk about being in Bush's reality construct as being in the presence of something other, it's reasonable to assume that there's ways to be able to make yourself 'available' to noise like you'd be able to make yourself 'available' to Bush.

The books I've read on the pathology of sociopaths and persons suffering from Aspereger's Syndrome that they never quite get to the subtly that people typically are interested in. The qualitative aspect of their logic is raw, as if chapped from over-abuse, which ironically is just the opposite. In a sense, their delusion is the cup that holds the wine of silence and deep troubled thoughts. Normally, we fill it with the Coca Cola or popular opinion, or something equally as palatable yet unassuming. With Bush it's the bitter piss of a miserable childhood and more than likely, chronic bed-wetting and masturbation. So you always have this conjunction between the real and the uncoordinated, quality and decay, the ineffable and the base and odorous. But one can train oneself to be in a position when the wind blows, you respond to it. Perhaps.

Posted by: Carl Gordon on July 9, 2007 04:17 PM

What the hell does a silly story released by the Iranian news agency about some make believe squirrels have to do with whatever the fuck you are talking about. Matter of question, what the fuck are you talking about Carl?

Posted by: gene Hall on July 9, 2007 04:27 PM

There is a group of white albino squirrels in Norcross, GA that we're training for Alpine warfare.

Posted by: Woody on July 9, 2007 04:30 PM

Yeah, what gene said...

Posted by: CharlieDelta on July 9, 2007 04:31 PM

I have no idea what Carl is talking about, but I like the Disco Squirrels.

http://www.milkandcookies.com/link/5958/detail/

Posted by: Daryl on July 9, 2007 04:46 PM

Wow, Carl. That little dissertation was quite exhaustive (and exhausting, while I'm at it). You REALLY overthought this one. You see, when there's an absurd news story accompanied by a funny picture, a more appropriate comment would be something as such:

"All right, men, it's official. The Elite Squirrel Commandoes are on the move. Everyone take cover! Iran is doomed! DOOMED!"

See how that works?

There's a time and a place for serious, overly cerebral remarks. This ain't it.

Posted by: F. Jenkins on July 9, 2007 05:02 PM

See how easy a difficult subject can be explained Carl.

Glad you cleaned up your first name Jenks.

Posted by: gene Hall on July 9, 2007 05:12 PM

Carl... do you know any more big words? wtf?

Posted by: patrick on July 9, 2007 05:32 PM

Carl - It's known as Bush Derangement Syndrome. It causes you to expound unintelligible bullshit on blogs. Get help! Please!

Posted by: Denny on July 9, 2007 05:35 PM

... you know, if the squirrels outside my blogroom window have spy equipment and/or cameras, I'm going to have to kill every damned one of them..... before they sell their tape....

Posted by: Eric on July 9, 2007 07:46 PM

Though I don't generally post, I thought I'd direct you to another site I read regularly: Dadgonemad.com
He has just posted after having watching Moore's latest abortion about universal health care. I couldn't be more sickened by an intelligent man's seduction by something so evil. I made my own response, but you seem to be more "with it", or at least better able to express yourself. I'd love to hear your take on this madness.

Posted by: dmull on July 9, 2007 09:32 PM

dmull - Gosh, I'm really glad that one of the commenters at that site informed me that "socialized medicine is a basic human right". Here's my take.

1. Watch where Michael Moore goes to get his medical treatment. It ain't gonna be Cuba, Canada, or France.
2. P.J. O'Rourke stated it best: If you think healthcare is expensive now, wait until you see how much it costs when it's free.

BTW - I'm not going back to that site again. That guy is a booger eatin' moh-ron.

Posted by: Denny on July 9, 2007 10:38 PM

Mr Gordon
Please forgive Denny for having a great sense of humor. It is just in his nature to throw out in this great blogosphere some very funny stuff betwixt some well thought out rants about the loons of the world.
Who on this great earth would have thought that somebody with your obvious intellect would have considered the critters real. Oh well, you and aramdamanutjob are on the same orbit.
Adjust your hat. You are picking up too many rays from below latitude 10.

Posted by: ChuckS on July 10, 2007 12:42 AM

Gordo,
When you strapped on the tinfoil hat, something went terribly wrong. Any of the following adjustments might help.
1. Don't stand in the sun so long, its rays have baked your few remaining brain cells.
2. Put away the chemicals you have been making alternative medicines with. Draino and Amonia are not good for your cerebrial contents.
3. Loosen the chin strap, its pushing on the jugular and limiting blood to your brain cell.
4. Become carbon compliant, don't exhale anymore!
5. Disarm the door safety on your microwave oven, then put your head inside for ten minutes to test how well your tinfoil hat is working. Ignore the smell of burning hair, it grows back just too darn fast.
6. Get a job.
7. Get a life.
8. Get a clue.
Amalamawackjob loves you, the rest of the world thinks you are nuts.

Posted by: Jeremy on July 10, 2007 01:38 AM

Carl is the exact reason I have NEVER taken any drugs
seriously he could not have written that sober

Posted by: ty guy on July 10, 2007 03:52 AM

You mean Secret Squirrel wasn't just a cartoon character? Haaaaaaaahahahaha!

Posted by: Omnibus Driver on July 10, 2007 03:44 PM

WTF?
I think Carl ate a thesaurus and chased it with a laxative, and result ended up in this post...

Posted by: BobG on July 10, 2007 08:24 PM

Me thinks that Carl is billy bob/the jovial one from x-m fan's page. He's trapped in bed after having him self a liberal progressive heart incident. If only he'd chill out and come over from the dark side...life is what you make it!

Posted by: LisaKay on July 12, 2007 07:50 AM

Crap......

I have squirrels in my bird feeder...thought they were just hungry....looks like maybe Socialist Sally has some Spys from the environmental wacko world keeping an eye on me.

Posted by: dudley1 on July 15, 2007 10:34 PM
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