I had a Mexican friend in the Air Force who told me a story about a civil servant that got so angry with the Mexican always telling Polish jokes at work. One day he exploded and asked the Mexican if he could tell any jokes other than Polish jokes.
To his delight the Mexican started telling a Mexican joke about a bar fight in which a Mexican got shot in the head. In order to save his life the attending doctors said that he would need a brain transplant. After an all night search they found a brain that was ideal for transplanting and scheduled surgery.
Upon arrival of the brain they discovered that the patient was missing. He completely disappeared. Everyone was intrigued that a guy without a brain could just up and disappear.
It was years later that they found the guy in Poland teaching school.

Strike one up for France's healthcare system. He went to the doctor in 2003 for his leg, they did a MRI on his head, and low and behold in 2007 we got the results. That's one hell of a system.

What's the joke about a blonde had a cat-scan on her brain and they found nothing?

Its not just the French, it's the Brits too!

Is the Brain Really Necessary?

Aristotle taught that the brain exists merely to cool the blood and is not involved in the process of thinking.
This is true only of certain persons.

- Will Cuppy

This was the question asked by British neurologist John Lorber when he addressed a conference of pædiatricians in 1980. Such a frivolous sounding question was sparked by case studies Lorber had been involved in since the mid-60s. The case studies involve victims of an ailment known as hydrocephalus, more commonly known as water on the brain. The condition results from an abnormal build up of cerebrospinal fluid and can cause severe retardation and death if not treated.

Two young children with hydrocephalus referred to Lorber presented with normal mental development for their age. In both children, there was no evidence of a cerebral cortex. One of the children died at age 3 months, the second at 12 months. He was still following a normal development profile with the exception of the apparent lack of cerebral tissue shown by repeated medical testing. An account of the children was published in Developmental Medicine and Child Neurology.

Later, a colleague at Sheffield University became aware of a young man with a larger than normal head. He was referred to Lorber even though it had not caused him any difficulty. Although the boy had an IQ of 126 and had a first class honours degree in mathematics, he had "virtually no brain". A noninvasive measurement of radio density known as CAT scan showed the boy's skull was lined with a thin layer of brain cells to a millimeter in thickness. The rest of his skull was filled with cerebrospinal fluid. The young man continues a normal life with the exception of his knowledge that he has no brain.

Although anecdotal accounts may be found in medical literature, Lorber is the first to provide a systematic study of such cases. He has documented over 600 scans of people with hydrocephalus and has broken them into four groups:
those with nearly normal brains
those with 50-70% of the cranium filled with cerebrospinal fluid
those with 70-90% of the cranium filled with cerebrospinal fluid
and the most severe group with 95% of the cranial cavity filled with cerebrospinal fluid.

Of the last group, which comprised less than 10% of the study, half were profoundly retarded. The remaining half had IQs greater than 100. Skeptics have claimed that it was an error of interpretation of the scans themselves. Lorber himself admits that reading a CAT scan can be tricky. He also has said that he would not make such a claim without evidence. In answer to attacks that he has not precisely quantified the amount of brain tissue missing, he added, "I can't say whether the mathematics student has a brain weighing 50 grams or 150 grams, but it is clear that it is nowhere near the normal 1.5 kilograms."

Many neurologists feel that this is a tribute to the brain's redundancy and its ability to reassign functions. Others, however, are not so sure. Patrick Wall, professor of anatomy at University College, London states "To talk of redundancy is a cop-out to get around something you don't understand."

Norman Geschwind, a neurologist at Boston's Beth Israel Hospital agrees: "Certainly the brain has a remarkable capacity for reassigning functions following trauma, but you can usually pick up some kind of deficit with the right tests, even after apparently full recovery."

http://flatrock.org.nz/topics/science/is_the_brain_really_necessary.htm

Now we know what's wrong with Sen. Byrd(brain).

otpu

optu, say what?

otpu: you might just want to post a link next time. I did like your punchline, though.

"In the United States we'd call this guy a Dimocrat voter."

In the United States he'd be a high-ranking elected official.