I can't make a comment,on people who want to make,
vomit.The words! like,dimorats,dumborats,clinton, obama,edwards. Sorry.............

Every time I see this guy, Act V Scene i of Hamlet comes to mind:

Enter Osric:

HAMLET
I humbly thank you, sir.
[aside to Horatio] Dost know this water-fly?

HORATIO
No, my good lord.

HAMLET
Thy state is the more gracious; for 'tis a vice to
know him. He hath much land, and fertile: let a
beast be lord of beasts, and his crib shall stand at the king's mess: 'tis a chough; but, as I say,
spacious in the possession of dirt.

OSRIC
Sweet lord, if your lordship were at leisure, I
should impart a thing to you from his majesty.

HAMLET
I will receive it, sir, with all diligence of
spirit. Put your bonnet to his right use; 'tis for the head.

OSRIC
I thank your lordship, it is very hot.

HAMLET
No, believe me, 'tis very cold; the wind is
northerly.

OSRIC
It is indifferent cold, my lord, indeed.

HAMLET
But yet methinks it is very sultry and hot for my
complexion.

OSRIC
Exceedingly, my lord; it is very sultry,--as
'twere,--I cannot tell how. But, my lord, his
majesty bade me signify to you that he has laid a
great wager on your head: sir, this is the matter,--

HAMLET
I beseech you, remember--

HAMLET moves him to put on his hat ....

[Osric continues to obsequiously kiss ass while Hamlet continues to give him a proper mind fucking.]

whoops . . . make that Act V scene ii above

eros is smarter then me. I just think of an ambulance chasing spineless leech.

HAHAHAHAHA....that totally just made my day

LLOL!! Reminds me of the time I was in my favorite bookstore and saw a copy of Bill Clinton's autobiography under a large sign that said, "Fiction."

I'm still kicking myself in the ass for not getting Nusiance Weak the last time I was in the store. They had Obama on the cover, and the top title was "Terror's New Face".
I was going to get it and block out the side bar stuff, scan it and post it.
I just didn't feel like poning up the money to a loser organization that cannonizes the likes of Baaaaarrrrffff Obama.
I wouldn't trust anything published by More Shit, Nothing But Crap.

John Edwards reminds me of Michael Jackson--he's turned into a white woman.

Jeremy: I think you meant "canonizes" rather than "cannonizes", because nothing would make me personally happier than to fire Obama out of a cannon.

Anyone notice the rest of the cover?

"Can a white man still be elected president?"

Women are wonderful, wondrous beings. They have many fine qualities, such as compassion and the ability to nurture. However, those same qualities make them, on the whole, poor leaders.

As for whiteness, this country was founded by WASPs, for WASPs, based on WASP values. While it's not impossible that a non-white could be a fine president for all Americans, it's incredibly unlikely, especially in today's environment, where group identity (e.g., black, "Hispanic," gay, victim, etc.) is more important than American identity.

That this cage-liner of a publication would even ask the question tells us how extreme the leftists are.

The bastard fooled the jurors all these years in the courts for mostly false claims and now thinks he can fool the general public. I don't think so. He's a loser just like John Kerry. Wonder how long he's hidden from his wife that he's a closet slurper?

OK Peggy,
I can't spell, and happily acknowledge that as fact. I did my part on a copy of Noiseweaks cover and forwarded it to Denny to post.
I was just reading about Obama's attempted suicide at Yahoo. Seems more than a few people are up in arms over his stupid comments last night.
I hate to say it, but Edwards may be the best choice the dems have, even if he is a girlyboy who hides behind his wife's skirt.
Clinton= crook
Obama= idiot
shrudder!

This pussy couldn't lead his way out of a wet paper bag!

Just punched in on SondraK website. Love her beach photo. Must be a Corgi lover as I am. What beautiful and smart animals they are.

Jeremy: I wasn't intending to pick at your spelling. I thought it was a beautiful Freudian slip, and was enjoying the idea of Obama as a projectile. He would be screaming, of course. Now Edwards shot from a cannon would be even better because of the rippling of the hair. If you shot Hillary from a cannon, a bird might get lodged in her new-found cleavage. I suppose a catapult might be more environmentally friendly than a cannon, though.

Y'all must have got fed good dinner tonight!

I can actually 'sense' both your humor, and yes, your love.

Hillary/Obama with new,improved "W"-Powers! Let's quelch that right NOW with Gingrich/Thompson!

Y'all must have got fed good dinner tonight!

I can actually 'sense' both your humor, and yes, your love.

Hillary/Obama with new,improved Project "W"-Powers!

Let's squelch that right NOW with Gingrich/Thompson!

fucking laptop keyboard!

Didn't Hillary recently lsay "Sometimes the best man for the job is a woman."?

Perhaps Edwards ought to rework that for his own slogan - "Its time for the Democrats to nominate a woman, and - Sometimes the best woman for the job is a man."

"Y'all must have got fed good dinner tonight!

I can actually 'sense' both your humor, and yes, your love."

DanS-
There is no humor, and no love in my sentiment. Not to be a downer, or piss on the parade, but have you seen the hypocrisy displayed among These Fools? Global warming and those who buy into it are a dingle-berry stuck in the fur of the United States.

Peggy,
Those three are so anti military that if our guys EVER got the chance they would pack em in, charge nine, and max elevation. Maybe get them onto the space station.
A bird lodged in Clintons cleavage? The poor animal would have to get past her never shut yap.
Do you really think Breck boy's hair would ripple? I thought he got the best (gay) stylist in California to prevent things like that.
I saw something a while back where idiots were getting launched with a trebuchet onto some sort of air pillow. We could launch them into a volcano, a boulder field, or even the sea. Of course, if the EPA finds out we'd be deep in it.
I think artillery is the best bet though. Heck to test and tweek the system, we could use it to return a few illegals to their native land.

A bird lodged in Clintons cleavage? The poor animal would have to get past her never shut yap.

You are quite right. I also think I saw a site where someone proposed launching illegals. I'll have to see if I can find it ...

Dan, almost. The ticket just needs to be switched Thompson/Gingrich and we'd once again rule the world with an iron fist unlike the pussyification (sp?) we've seen in our country the past couple of years. If that ticket were to win, we'd own the middle east, all the oil would be ours, and we'd ship every damn Mooselimb out of this country. They need to win.

This is so wrong.

Was that the one with Giada covered in tomatoes?

I didn't look at the .. cover of that one ...

Gerard does an excellent job of dissecting this cover here. Remember, Gerard was once an editor for Penthouse, so he knows his stuff! :-)

Somebody needs to take this guy hunting!

Mark, John kerry should take him "Huntin." Maybe Dick Cheney would be a better choice.

Gene-
John Kerry only goes hunting for photo op's, to try and lead people to believe he is pro-gun. Edward's can go target shooting with me any time. I'll even let him "set up the targets" while I'm loading...

Charlie, you be bad!

I hear the Clemson track & field coach is looking for a new javelin catcher.

gene - Maybe Ted Kennedy should take him for a ride.