July 30, 2007

Monday Pun 7-30-2007

From Richard.

A piece of string walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "We don't serve string here." The string tries to order a drink, but the bartender pulls a pair of scissors. The string leaves, and tries several other bars. Each time, he gets the same response. The piece of string is so frustrated, his ends are fraying. Finally, he decides to try one last bar. When he walks in, the bartender asks him, "Are you a piece of string?" The string replies,

"No, I'm a frayed knot."

Posted by denny at July 30, 2007 12:00 AM  
Comments

Ohhhh... Denny!

Posted by: BobK on July 29, 2007 11:17 PM

We are knot amused :-)

Posted by: starboardside on July 30, 2007 07:50 AM

Time for the ol' "Rope-a-Dope."

Posted by: Elisson on July 30, 2007 02:26 PM

The string replies, no i'm knot........

Posted by: Jumpboots187PIR on July 30, 2007 07:57 PM

What movie was that in?

Posted by: Otis on July 31, 2007 05:43 PM
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