Did you ever watch cats play when you are high and have blown smoke in their faces or give them catnip?
You can't tell if they are high all the time as a natural way of life.
Posted by: Willie on July 31, 2007 06:06 PMLaw of Cat Inertia
A cat at rest will tend to remain at rest, unless acted upon by some outside force - such as the opening of cat food, or the approach of a large, pesky dog.
Law of Cat Motion
A cat will move in a straight line, unless there's a really good reason to change direction.
Law of Cat Magnetism
All blue blazers and black sweaters attract cat hair in direct proportion to the darkness of the fabric.
Law of Cat Thermodynamics
Heat flows from a warmer to a cooler body, except in the case of a cat, in which case all heat flows to the cat.
Law of Cat Stretching
A cat will stretch to a distance proportional to the length of the nap just taken.
Law of Cat Sleeping
All cats must sleep with people whenever possible, in a position as uncomfortable for the people involved as is possible for the cat.
Law of Cat Elongation
A cat can make her body long enough to reach any countertop with something remotely interesting on it.
Law of Cat Acceleration
A cat will accelerate at a constant rate, until he gets good and ready to stop.
Law of Dinner Table Attendance
Cats must attend all meals when anything good is served.
Law of Rug Configuration
No rug may remain in its naturally flat state. Ever.
Law of Obedience Resistance
A cat's resistance varies in proportion to a human's desire for it to do something.
First Law of Energy Conservation
Knowing that energy can neither be created nor destroyed, a cat will, therefore, use as little energy as possible.
Second Law of Energy Conservation
Cats also know that energy can only be stored by a lot of napping.
Law of Refrigerator Observation
If a cat watches a refrigerator long enough, someone will come along and take out something good to eat.
Law of Random Comfort Seeking
A cat will always seek, and usually take over, the most comfortable spot in any given room.
Law of Bag / Box Occupancy
All bags and boxes in a given room must contain a cat as soon as physically possible.
Law of Cat Embarrassment
A cat's irritation rises in direct proportion to her embarrassment times the amount of human laughter.
Law of Furniture
A cat's desire to scratch furniture is directly proportional to the cost of the furniture.
Damn, that cat's poppin' a huge air wheelie!
Posted by: CharlieDelta on July 31, 2007 11:10 PMIt more closely resembles my cat shortly after she lovingly appled her claws to my wife leg.
If the pic went a little more to the right you would see the punters shoe.
Still a great photo.
If you can't find it, grind it...
It almost looks like he's gonna get third gear no matter what it takes! The determination in his eyes tells all!
Either that, or he's cutting a hard left in a BobCat or one of these.
Posted by: CharlieDelta on August 1, 2007 01:51 AMFunny Stuff! Actually I react the same way in the morning when I see my reflection in the mirror :)
Posted by: LisaKay on August 1, 2007 06:58 AM