Dontcha just love it when those smartass kids grace us with their comments? I mean they are just so clever it's amazing. This week, I had one of them who made three comments, using different clever made up names, on this post
The first name our liberal genius used was Dick Cheneys a HO. How clever. How original. I stand in awe! Here's his comment totally unedited.
I have a joke... What smells like shit and lies? Conservatives!!! Bush is a dumbass, Cheneys a liar, the war is pointless, and roses are red. You right wing Nazis dont know what youre talking about, always labeling anyone who doesnt believe in your narrow minded propaganda as terrorists or liberals. You whine about MSNBC being biased, yet praise Fox News, you bitch and moan about how other people can't see the truth, and yet youre all so narrow minded and blind. You sicken me. You claim were saving lives with the war, and yet every week, innocents and soldiers perish by the dozen. Its a damn good thing democrats will take over in '08 to shut you right wing dangly genitals up. HEYO!!!
I am so impressed. He got Bush is dumb. Cheney is a liar. We are Nazis. Fox News. We on the right are narrow minded. We're killing innocents in Iraq. Yep. Got almost all the liberal talking points in. He missed Haliburton. I do believe his keyboard must be missing an apostrophe.
Once again. What are people like this asshole afraid of? The Dims have all the major news outlets, yet they are so upset with Fox News. And this weenie calls us narrow minded?
But he's not finished yet. He commented yet again in a response to Rob Cooper and this time he used the name Jesus 4 Barak 08. OMFG! I am blinded by his brilliance! We're not worthy! We're not worthy! Dude! Start a blog so we can go and sample your erudition and intellect on a daily basis.
You just insulted my honor so badly. What are you gonna do next, conservative, call me a liberal? Go suck Bush's dick...
This is what passes for intellectual discourse on the left.
But he's still not done. He has one more nugget of wisdom to gift us with and this time he used the name Bush is my Bitch. Man. I wish I could think up shit like that. Once again, totally unedited.
There was a poll 3 weeks ago, no not the poll your mom dances on each night at the club, another one. The results were that all 3 democrat cantidates beat all 3 conservative scumbags. Where are your mommies and daddies now?
Dude. If you have Firefox, it has a spell checker plug in. That way you would know how to spell candidate. Yep. A poll a year before the election scares the crap out of me. Dukakis, Gore and Kerry were all ahead in the polls until the Fall campaign began. Howard Dean was gonna win the Dimocrat nomination until he blew up in Iowa. The only poll that counts is the election.
As for my mom dancing on a "poll", that's kinda hard since she's been dead for over 8 years. She was able to do the Macarena. Is that close enough? Not bad for an 80 year old woman. However, that is a good question you ask about mommies and daddies. Where are your parents? Do they know that you're playing with their computer?
Thanks for once again showing us the typical Dimocrat voter. You won the Asshole of the Week award. Congrats. Here's your prize.
Posted by denny at August 10, 2007 09:31 PM
This asshole?
His mommy is probably a street ho and his daddy was probably infected with some bug that science hasn't figured out yet (liberal scientists). The result is his brain is little more than street wino feces which his mommy no doubt consumed in her ventures. Another fuckin' retard as a result of the moral decay in this country. As a side note, I'm sure he knows about sucking dick, when he finally found his daddy.
What worries me is that these people are allowed to vote! One can only read his diatribe and realize that 'He" or "It" is an uneducated being that has been watching Opra and jacking-off much too often.He should be either studying or playing midnight basketball. Oh, is it be thet the have still mdngt bskeball? Vote dimmicrap.
Posted by: gene Hall on August 10, 2007 10:39 PMI figured that you would have this guy as the AOTW
from the moment he posted. Then, he posts again under a different name... What a piece of work.
Hope the trip out West is going fine. Still want to wrassle you into going to lunch one day.
Denny you may be underestimating this guy . From his comments I'd say he is in the upper tier of the democrat party. That's why he's using the alias's . This may actually be from the lord Al Gore I hear he spends alot of time surfing the information super highway.
A well deserved award I'm sure he will proudly post it on the wall of the mothership right next to his carbon credit certificates .
Darrell...now come on...why would he be surfing the net? He has no need to do that...He invented it and therefore already knows everything on it already.
Posted by: Bill on August 10, 2007 11:30 PMIt was probably Cynthia Mc Commie.
Posted by: vefromhell on August 11, 2007 03:12 AMone of these days this kid may grow up, pay some taxes. take inventory of the situation and say wtf. that happens. then again he might be a real pussy and never change.
Posted by: patrick on August 11, 2007 03:32 AMI must say, I love his pointed use of the term "Right Wing Nazis." I'd bet he enjoys using the word "fascists" as well. Any guesses as to whether he knows what Nazis really are? This boy apparently hasn't studied much history.
It appears as if we have another product of modern public schools on our hands. Thanks a lot, Department of Edjumacation! You've sent us yet another fine scholar. Bang-up job, Carter administration!
It's really a shame that this kid appears to be a drive-by troll, and we'll probably never see him again. He would have been fun to have around. I enjoy some good entertainment.
(Side-note: at least, I HOPE he's a kid with the potential to grow out of that. Otherwise, the poor bastard is hopeless.)
In the immortal words of Bugs Bunny: What a maroon!
Posted by: F. Jenkins on August 11, 2007 01:01 PMWhy izzit that ANYTIME-EVERYTIME somebody on the Left gets cornered in an argument, they start either hurling obscenities, or compare us to Nazis ? You'd think they could do better than that, as they've always hammered us on how Intellectually Superior they are...Me no unnerstan'....
Posted by: Sandy G on August 11, 2007 01:27 PMWell the only talking point Jr. there left out,was calling you all gay. For some reason that's usually one of the first things a Leftie sort of implies about us right wing thugs.....They of course are the Enlightened Ones and are entitled to pass judgement on us at will.
Posted by: big al on August 11, 2007 02:57 PMI hear that he complains when folks leave the toilet seat up. G.O.C. keep on truckin' brother!
C.O.Jones
Posted by: C.O.Jones on August 11, 2007 09:09 PMIsn't that Sally's younger brother???
Posted by: CharlieDelta on August 12, 2007 01:11 AMHell Sandy, I do the same thing to them. It's fun.
Gene-
Look at the political profile of just about every level of government in this country. Denny's AOTW illustrates probably a good 40% of voters. The average American today is completely ignorant.
Paul-
Don't waste your time...
Paul. Don't mind me... Thought you typed Sally. My bad, and sorry to
Sandy G.
Hey Denny. You ever consider rolling for public office? *dromroll* *applause*
Posted by: Jizzin on da Right Wing on August 13, 2007 01:40 AM"Jizzin:" Typical liberal, not to be outdone, but you have to get in the last word, and wouldn't you know, you misspelled it. That would be "drumroll," not "dromroll," Shitbird.
Posted by: KentuckySchome on August 13, 2007 09:09 AMCharlieDelta, Sally's got you all worked up. HAHAHAHAH!!!!!
Posted by: Paul on August 13, 2007 01:02 PMWhat the hell is a "dromroll"?
Oh, sweet merciful crap. Kentucky beat me to the punchline. Ah, well. I'll have to try again with the next drive-by trull... er, I mean troll.
Posted by: F. Jenkins on August 14, 2007 12:37 AMPaul-
Worked up? Nah. I just hadn't made it to my meeting that night, and my sponsor was yelling at me for not practicing my 10th step...
Cheers!
Posted by: CharlieDelta on August 14, 2007 02:27 AM