August 15, 2007

Perfect Michael Vick Jury

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From Hal.

It looks like Vick's "friends" are turning on him. The rest of the dudes are now pleading out. Vick should have listened to Falcons' management a few years back when they told him he shouldn't associate with the dudes he was hanging with. He said they were his friends before he made it big and he wasn't gonna let them go. Now they're cutting deals with the prosecution. Some friends.

Posted by denny at August 15, 2007 12:26 PM  
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I really hope they make him pay for what he did but remember the last time they tried to get a rich black high profile football player, he got away with murder.

Posted by: John on August 15, 2007 01:41 PM

Anyone started a pool on 'How much Time will he Serve?'.
Celebs going into the slammer are all the rage these days.

Posted by: Bill on August 15, 2007 01:43 PM

Rumor is Vick's making a deal as well.

Looks like the Falcons are done for the next few seasons.

Posted by: Jon on August 15, 2007 01:49 PM

Have you had a chance to see the Foxnews story on his being sued for several katrillion dollars for stealing someone's pet pitbulls and buying missles from Iran?....... I don't know if Fox got taken in by a feed for "The Nose On Your Face" or whatever,but National Lampoon couldn't have come up with a better takeoff,even in their glory days.

Posted by: big al on August 15, 2007 02:40 PM

Vick thought that his homies had his back, until he felt the knife go in. Couldn't happen to a nicer guy.

Posted by: Jim on August 15, 2007 03:55 PM

Don't forget that Vick turned on his crew first!

Remember his statement(s)? "I didn't do anything. I wasn't there. I rarely went there. It must have been those other guys." (or words to that effect). In other words, he just gave them up to save himself.

If the NFL has any guts, the Falcons should be allowed to declare the Vick contract null & void. It would free up a lot of salary-cap moolah and the Falcons could actually benefit in the long run.

My guess is he cuts a deal for a year in prison, some big fine, & winds up with the Oakland Raiders.

Posted by: DanS. on August 15, 2007 04:12 PM

Good riddance to that thug.

Posted by: vefromhell on August 15, 2007 04:46 PM

He's trying to cut a deal and get the "Out of Jail Free Card." Anyway he goes he isn't going to play NFL football anyways soon. Maybe him and his brother could go to work for PETA or the Humane Society and make big bucks!

Posted by: gene Hall on August 15, 2007 05:23 PM

I have a funny media clip called "I Found Mike Vick A Lawyer". It's a little over 3M-large but very funny.

If anyone wants it, just say so & I'll send.

Posted by: DanS. on August 15, 2007 05:46 PM

Maybe Vick will learn basketball and play for the Portland Jailblazers.

Posted by: chuckintacoma on August 15, 2007 08:24 PM

Dollar to a donut sez B4 this is all settled, somehow the Revuhhrends Jackson & Sharpton will get involved, & he'll be exonerated....An' it'll STILL be Bush's Fault. You just wait 'n' see...

Posted by: Sandy G on August 15, 2007 08:55 PM

Sandy:

The two Rev's have already taken a "sniff-see" (as has SCLC and even NAACP) and they have run for opposite-Coasts from wherever old N0. 7 might happen to be.

Vick DID DO what he is charged with and even those organizations & individuals you mention know that there is no adequate DEfense available.

Hence, no media-comments from those Org's or those Rev's regarding racism or entrapment.

Thug Vick is/was not even as smart as OJ in getting away with a CRIME!

Which says a LOT about rich, gang-banger ghetto blacks.

Posted by: DanS. on August 16, 2007 01:08 AM

DanS-
Vick lied...

...Canines died.

Karl Rove should be Impeached! I mean, afterall, one could call him Karl Rove(r)

If anyone should represent the Oakland Assholes, I couldn't think of a better candidate than Vick the dick...

Posted by: CharlieDelta on August 16, 2007 01:24 AM

CD:

ARF! ARF-ARF!

:)

Posted by: DanS. on August 16, 2007 01:53 AM

Is anyone with even half a brain surprised by any of this craziness that is going on with this loser. Those of us that live here in Georgia have probably had a lot more exposure to this guy, so maybe that's why it's no surprise to any of us. From the time he got all the air time when he came to the Falcons and ever since, it was plainly obvious the team had signed on a thug with an ego bigger than the dome and little to no talent. I was really impressed when he weighed in on the shootings at his alma mater in Virginia a while back. Some bassackwards, no talent, ebonic speaking Football player and now dog fighter's opinion on a national tragedy really made an impression on me. NOT. Note to owners and general managers of professional sports teams, if your prospective players seem to be gangsters, they probably are. Be prepared for sleeping in the beds you make when you hire them.

Posted by: Ray on August 16, 2007 07:08 AM

Dan S: please email to yorkshirehairier@gmail.com.

Thanks!

Posted by: KentuckyJoe on August 16, 2007 07:59 AM

Too damn Funny.. Vick is a moron. All that damn money and not fuck’en sense and now I think he is Fucked. Good Riddance.

Cheers

Posted by: scaryguy on August 16, 2007 08:52 AM

Whatever happened to the "homey's" rule of..."stop snitching"...???

Posted by: WolfDog on August 16, 2007 10:29 AM

Isn't this dog fighting thing being blown just a little bit out of proportion? I'm not excusing the guy and, quite frankly, I thought he was a shitty quarterback, especially after he flipped off the fans last year at home in Atlanta. But cmon, it's dog fighting for fucks sake. Bust him up to the max of the law, but why does it have to be such a huge national media frenzy?

Posted by: Paul on August 16, 2007 12:34 PM

I'll take bets on this . . but save your money. If Vick goes to trial and there's one black woman on the jury, the most that will happen is a hung jury. No way a black woman in America will send a popular, rich black man to jail! The best we can hope for is that he burns off a lot of his money on lawyers, and that he never plays in the NFL again. He'll have plenty of time to hang with his homies and profile to impress the hood rats.

Posted by: mahone on August 16, 2007 06:09 PM

I'm with Paul on this one. I guess people are *that* bored. And I love pit bulls and all types of dogs. We should be wondering why that preacher's wife who killed her husband gets out in less than a year. That should be front page news. Not Vick.
Not to be accussatory, but this is one of those incidences where everyone automatically feels superior when compared to the perp.

Posted by: Rachel on August 16, 2007 09:42 PM

Rachel NAILS it!

Posted by: DanS. on August 16, 2007 11:44 PM

And so did Ray a few grafs up!

Posted by: DanS. on August 16, 2007 11:47 PM

Rachel-
I agree with you (a little) and disagree (a little more.)

The part I agree with:
People are actually bored with their own lives and feel the need to get involved in other people's shit to make up for the lack of entertainment in their own lives. Take the whole Hollywierd slutty bunch. How much airtime did that take up? A shitload!

The part I disagree with:
I don't feel superior to the perp. Well, I do actually, but because I don't violate Federal Law, and I don't treat animals like a piece of shit like he did. That is brutal and wrong on every level. He shit the bed and should pay the price. Nothing more, nothing less.

Just because he's famous shouldn't give him a "Get Out of Jail Free" card. Of course, we all know that it will.

The fact that he's black and famous will help his case even more. Wait and see. If that was a white dude, I guarantee he would've already been nailed to the Cross...

Before I get off my soapbox, I want to respond to this part of your comment:

We should be wondering why that preacher's wife who killed her husband gets out in less than a year. That should be front page news. Not Vick.

Actually, we should be wondering why the LSM continuously covers crap like this to divert your attention from the real problem at hand...

Islam.

Posted by: CharlieDelta on August 17, 2007 01:17 AM

I like the Canine Jury Cartoon.

Just to add an interesting little piece of kibble. Of the dogs shown in the jury box (Snoopy, Droopy, Grimm, Ren, Scoobie Doo, Goofy, Underdog, and Astro) notice who is in the Jury Foreman's position - Snoopy.

That's right, the dog in the pack who has ever killed people (to wit, German World War I fighter pilots).

I really would not want to be Vick right now.

Posted by: Larry on August 17, 2007 01:19 AM

Larry gets my vote as the "Steerer" of the week!

He's right, of course, but waaaay too blatant.

Unless plain-speaking and clear-understanding are in decline.

Posted by: DanS. on August 17, 2007 03:15 AM

I am here to say that Charlie Delta and his forward-looking education is nothing short of ASTOUNDING as the feel-good story of the Year.

" Dat niggah Charlie D, You got his dirty ass, you got QUALITY on yo side!"

Posted by: DanS. on August 17, 2007 03:23 AM

Let's see:
Money laundering
Conspiracy to commit
Interstate racketeering

Nope, nothing to see here. Let that poor boy go...

Posted by: DaveP. on August 18, 2007 06:10 PM

Okay how long did we hear about Healy killing his team mate. Hell he was drunk,driving and committed a murder. Society has it're priorities in the wrong place. It seems that the more money you make the more you get in the media. How many dog lover out there will give mouth to mouth to a dog. How many of you will pull to the side of the road and pick one up or move one out the way that has been hit instead of riding over them. How many of you will go and feed all the homeless people in your neigborhood. Who will be the first to shoot a stray dog in your yard instead of calling impound to pick them up. Yeah keep calling us thugs, black and ignorant, but if you look at some of our pictures and movies that show how the white man tried to keep us this way then who's ignorant and stupid. Just becasue a white man kills, steals, rape, and murder and does something stupid he is still just a white man to me. No reason to call us out of your name.

Posted by: Michelle on August 27, 2007 02:31 PM

That's right Michelle. Make it all about race and excuse Vick's conduct by calling me a racist. I think Healy should have got some jail time because he was drunk. What he did should have been classified as manslaughter. That being said, what Vick did was disgusting. Dogfighting as well as cockfighting is disgusting and should be outlawed, which it is in most states. I don't give a flying fuck if Vick was black, white, green, or red. I'd still feel the same way. The man is a thug and deserves to go to prison. This latest escapade is only at the end of a long list of bullshit he has gottenb away with because he is an athlete. Remember Ron Mexico? Remember the Rolex incident? Remember the water bottle incident? If a white player on the Falcons or the Braves had done the same I would be all over him as well.

It has nothing to do with race, but you are probably one of those idiots who blame all their misfortunes on whitey and is always looking for sumpin' to take offense at. Grow a thicker skin and go fuck yourself!

Posted by: Denny on August 27, 2007 03:00 PM
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