I laughed but also almost cried.

I put Snopes to work on that one, and it turns out that it was actually a group of liberal assholes living the "American Dream":

An Afro-American/Black Guy/Nigger on welfare
A Anglo-American/White Guy/White-trash on welfare
A Latino-American/Brown Guy/Wetback on welfare
An Asian-American/Brown Guy/Gook on welfare
An Arab-American/Brown Guy/Sheet Head on TNT.

The connection here? Shitbags living off the hard American worker because their laziness overwhelms their ambition. I would put that at about 25% of the average American. I would put that at about 75% of your 2007 "immigrant." I would put that at 100% of your current liberal politicians and their liberal pawns...

CD:

It's pretty EZ to see with one's own eyes that a sizeable-portion of our American Body-Politic is LARGE on 'heart' and short on brains or informed-opinion.

In short, READERS are LEADERS!

Ergo, read, read, read, read, READ!

"laziness overwhelms their ambition"

There you NAIL IT for all races, creeds, colors & poltical-affiliation!

When did you get so erudite?

:))))

DOCTORS:
(A) The number of doctors in the U.S. Is 700,000.
(B) Accidental deaths caused by physicians per year are 120,000.
(C) Accidental deaths per physician is 0.1714

Statistics courtesy of the U.S. Dept. Of Health & Human Services

GUNS:
(A) The number of gun owners in the U.S. is 80,000,000 (yes that's 80 million).
(B) The number of accidental gun deaths per year (all age groups), is 1,500.
(C) The number of accidental deaths per gun owner is 0.00001875.

Statistics courtesy of the FBI.

So statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more
dangerous than gun owners!

Remember, guns don't kill people, doctors do.

FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN, BUT ALMOST EVERYONE HAS AT LEAST ONE
DOCTOR.

Please alert your friends to this alarming threat. We must ban doctors before this gets completely out of hand!!!

Out of concern for the public at large, statistics on lawyers have been withheld for fear the shock would cause people to panic and seek medical attention.

DanS-
Nothing pisses me off more than the 21st Century version of apathy. It sickens me to the core.

Erudite? Nah, just an ordinary average American dude, an American.

It's not the color of your skin, it's the attitude that goes with it.

Nigga, please....

:)

Damn, I wish we were in the same Time Zone!

I'm off to bed.....
Cracker, Please!

:)

100% stolen from the Simpsons.

100% who gives a fuck? Does it not still ring true?

that is funny about the doctor thing DanS. The Simpsons have had genius social commentary for years. very underrated.

To All......

Recieving checks for doing absolutely nothing........Watch for expansion if Hillary gets in...gotta take care of the dimocratic faithful.

Which reminds me of ...

A woman from Los Angeles, who was a tree hugger and an anti-hunter,
purchased a piece of timberland, near Grants Pass, OR. There was a
large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted a
good view of the natural splendor of her land so she started to climb
the big tree. As she neared the top she encountered a spotted owl
that attacked her. In her haste to escape, the woman slid down the
tree to the ground and got many splinters in her crotch.

In considerable pain, she hurried to the nearest doctor. She told
him she was an environmentalist and an anti-hunter and how she came
to get all the splinters. The doctor listened to her story with great
patience and then told her to go into the examining room and he would
see if he could help her . She sat and waited three hours before the
doctor reappeared. The angry woman demanded, "What took you so long?"

He smiled and then told her, "Well, I had to get permits from the
Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest Service and the Bureau of
Land Management before I could remove old-growth timber from a
recreational area. I'm sorry, but they turned me down."

I am going to start calling DanS "butter" because he is on a roll

Finally DanS wrote something that was worth reading. Great joke!

Gene:

What's that old phrase I heard at the horse races ............... O, yeah:
"Stick with me & I'll have ya fartin' thru silk underwear"

Thanks, Gene!

Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the best
patients to operate on.

The first surgeon, from New York, says, 'I like to see accountants
on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything
inside is numbered.'

The second, from Chicago, responds, 'Yeah, but you should try
electricians! Everything inside them is color coded.'

The third surgeon, from Dallas, says, 'No, I really think librarians
are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order.'

The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles, chimes in: 'You know, I like
construction workers...those guys always understand when you have a
few parts left over'

But the fifth surgeon, from Washington, DC, shut them all up when he
observed: 'You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate
on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls , no brains and no spine, and
the head and the ass are interchangeable."

DanS.......

I see you are on some new meds.....a heartfelt thanks to the doctor...........Just kidding!

A guy's wife has been in a coma for a month, the doc calls him in and says
"When the nurses were giving your wife a sponge bath this morning they noticed a twitch in her fanny. Perhaps if you gave her some oral sex you might get some reaction to help bring her round"
"I'll try anything Doc" says the guy, and so he is left alone with his wife in the ICU.
Ten minutes later the monitors go off, the doc rushes in, and that's it, no heartbeat, no pulse -flatlined.
"What happened?" the doc asked.
"I dunno" says the guy, could she have choked?

On the lazy,
Every one who has ever read the constitution knows that welfare is in there. Check it your self, it made the preamble... Provide for the common defense, promote the general welfare.....
Every dem, from hillary on down will tell you they gladly support writing the welfare checks from the general fund, and the transportation fund, and the military budget...
Hillary 2008, just not for president.(or any office of public trust).

...amazing content and commentary.

Yes, Jeremy, but you'll notice is says provide for the common defense and promote the general welfare not promote defense and provide general welfare.