Woody sent me this article.
Every morning for as long as she can remember, Nicky Taylor — like millions of other women — has carried out her 'getting ready' routine.It starts with shower gel, shampoo and conditioner, includes mouthwash, cleanser and a moisturiser, and ends with an array of age-reversing serums, make-up, hair gel, deodorant, toothpaste and perfume.
Prolly only needed half that stuff.
But over the past six weeks, Nicky, 42, has cut this daily routine, and all the products associated with it, out of her life altogether. Yes, for 40 days and 40 nights, there has been no showering, no hair washing, no teeth cleaning and no deodorant.
This is known as the "French regimen".
However, it wasn't until the fourth day of not washing that Nicky began to notice a certain odour emanating from her person.
And the desire to move to Paris.
By the second week, Nicky's experiment and the subsequent haze of body odour accompanying her was beginning to affect her children, who refused to cuddle her.
And Nicky started speaking French. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Posted by denny at August 27, 2007 03:05 PM Category: French Bashingthe problem is the french won't let her in, they are concerned she might make the place smell better.
Posted by: Bill on August 27, 2007 04:23 PMI heard Boortz tell that last week. How do you tell the bride at a French wedding? She's the one with braided armpits.
Posted by: gene Hall on August 27, 2007 07:02 PMGene Hall......
Come on now , you know that is a polish bride, just like a plane with simulated hair under the wings is a polish plane.
A french bride is the one with braided ass hair.Sorta like dreadlock style.
Posted by: dudley1 on August 27, 2007 07:34 PMOh shit Dudley you caught me. That was a joke I used to love to ask my ex from Cleveland. Go figure.
Posted by: gene Hall on August 27, 2007 08:08 PMNow, I'm no expert on this, but oral sex is often called french sex. That has me wondering.
I know a womans privates can get pretty smelly if she doesn't clean it often, so how BAD does it get? I'm guessing that the French prefer it since it still smells better then their breath? Or are they drawn to it because the lack of clean is so their thing?
Don't get me wrong, I eat pussy and love it. Heck I'll challenge any lesbian to a pussy eating contest and give them a real run for their money. I know how bad my ex used to smell when she skipped the bath for a few days though.
Prolly only needed half that stuff.
Are you sure? She may have been bordering on bankrupt just to stay passable.
Posted by: Jeremy on August 27, 2007 08:30 PMJeremy makes me think that he is Acid Man reincarnated.
Posted by: Woody on August 27, 2007 10:17 PMKeeps the flies off the watermelon.
Posted by: vetfromhell on August 28, 2007 03:28 AMIt might be part of the reproductive cycle.
Guy fucks sheep. Semen on sheeps ass attract flies. fly with semen on feet goes looking for another food source, smells french pussy, thinks its dead, lnds on the twat, leaves some semen. It explains the low birth rate over there among the native population.
Coming from a woman's perspective, she may be on to something regarding the makeup. I can't wear much makeup; I'm allergic to just about everything except the really expensive stuff, and I'm too frugal (cheap) to get that.
I actually had to produce my driver's license a month ago to prove to a woman that I am, in fact, almost 54 years old. I've had people stop me and compliment me on my sons (11 and 8 year old grandsons), and am complimented on my skin frequently.
But not washing, no deoderant and no teeth cleaning? ABSOLUTELY HELL NO. But I do save a lot by not buying makeup.
Elizabeth
Imperial Keeper
A friend of mine with a tavern got rid of his French nightshift bartender......said he was drinking up the profits. I said he must of been really clever as none of us had seen him even drinking.
My friend told me his brother-in-law a clinical supervisor at the fertility clinic said they had the same problem with this guy when he was a technician at the sperm bank!
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Posted by: a french guy on September 8, 2007 08:23 PMFrench guy - Bill Maher quit being funny about ten years ago. France, on the other hand, continues to be a joke.
Posted by: Denny on September 8, 2007 10:38 PM