August 29, 2007

Name That Party

Yep! Another round of the game created by Don Surber. This was in today's Atlanta Urinal and Constipation

Former state Sen. John Ford, once among Tennessee's most powerful lawmakers, was sentenced to 5 1/2 years in prison for bribery. Ford, 65, was one of five former lawmakers convicted of bribery or extortion in a statewide corruption investigation. He was convicted in April of taking $55,000 in bribes from FBI agents posing as dishonest businessmen. In addition to the prison term, Ford was sentenced to two years of supervised probation. Ford's attorney said he planned to appeal both the conviction and sentence.

<DonSurber>Is John Ford a Dimocrat or a Dimocrat</DonSurber> Hint: He's related to Harold Ford the head of the Dimocrat Leadership Conference.

On a related note, have you noticed that every story about Senator Larry Craig from Idaho mentions in the first paragraph that he's a Republican? Here's an exception. It waits until the second paragraph. Larry. Here's a suggestion. Move to Taxachusetts and become a Dimocrat. Your political future will be secure.

Don Surber linked. Thanks Don!

Posted by denny at August 29, 2007 01:57 PM  
Comments

Why is it that most of the Democrats are corrupt thugs and most of the Republicans fags? Man, this government of ours is totally fucked up. We gotta do sumpin about this.

Posted by: Paul on August 29, 2007 03:58 PM

Maybe it's just that the republicans hide the fact that they're queer and the democrats get a resume enhancement.

Posted by: gene Hall on August 29, 2007 04:43 PM

What do you think about stumpygate?

http://www.wsbtv.com/news/14004736/detail.html

Posted by: vetfromhell on August 29, 2007 06:38 PM

vetfromhell - Cracks me up!

Posted by: Denny on August 29, 2007 07:45 PM

If we can somehow bribe the dims to take the republican gays that would solve a lot of problems. wtf? how are all these republicans gay. I don't care what this faggot says. If you are playing footsie with someone in the next stall, you cross my threshold of being a faggot. I dont care how many women you've been with.

Posted by: patrick on August 29, 2007 08:32 PM

That John Ford is Harold Ford's uncle. They are part of the crooked cabal that runs Memphis. That prolly cost Harold the Senatorial election last year, even tho the Machine tried Oh-so-hard...I'm from Tennessee, but I sure as hell am glad I'm from the extreme OTHER end of the state...

Posted by: Sandy G on August 29, 2007 08:49 PM

I saw a list the other day comparing Dem sex scandals to Republican sex scandals.

Wish I had the link.

The left side (Dem) was miniscule when compared to the right (Rep) list.

Frankly, I don't care one way or the other, but as a User of various public restrooms, is there something I should know about how I nod a greet to to the other User's?

I mean, I just nod & smile and say nary a word to those coming (cumming?) and going from the place where I go when on the road & I gotta pee (or take a dump from road-food).

I seem to be reading that my politics have a bearing on where I can excrete.

The nice thing about being me is that I can just pee where & when I want without wondering if I'm politically-correct (Guy-Rule # 6) as long as I ain't embarassing anyone or spending an inordinate amount of time with what it takes me to unfold my apparatus.

Which has got me to HONESTLY-WONDERING about my buddy GWB: Can He Pee as Free as Me?

Posted by: DanS. on August 29, 2007 11:32 PM

Play this clip Keith Oberdick and tell me this is not part of Name the party problem.

Posted by: greg1 on August 30, 2007 12:40 AM

DanS

the gayness bugs me. straight up. that said though it alone of course should not preclude them from serving. The duplicitisness (sp) and the dishonesty should. If Larry Craig says to the good people of Idaho, "You know, I like to pitch and catch in the mens room. Nothing gets me going like that" and they want him ala barney frank...fine. I wouldn't vote for him, but its a free country.

We need to hold these people to the highest of standards. what happens if some raghead sees him tossing some salad, films it and bribes him?

Posted by: patrick on August 30, 2007 02:41 AM

patrick:

" ... films it and bribes him?"


Precisely!
Altho, I think you mean EXTORTS him.

Posted by: DanS. on August 30, 2007 05:17 AM

DanS- Thats what I meant.... you are right.

Posted by: patrick on August 30, 2007 05:12 PM
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