August 30, 2007

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From Walt.

You may notice that Republicans are calling for Larry Craig to resign. Dims are still supporting William Jefferson. Republican scubags resign. Dimocrat scumbags are honored members of the Dimocrat Party. They get away with murder. Ask Ted Kennedy.

Posted by denny at August 30, 2007 12:20 PM  

If it waddles like a duck, swims like a duck, an quacks like a duck ... it is a damn duck! I don't care what he says, the good senator is a FAG with a capital queer.


Posted by: JDP on August 30, 2007 12:37 PM

That's fuckin hillarious!

Posted by: kerrcarto on August 30, 2007 01:59 PM

Much as I hate to defend the Swimmer, there's no real proof he's a murderer per se.

Posted by: Rick C on August 30, 2007 03:01 PM

Rick C. - If you or I had done what he had done we would have served some time for drunken driving, leaving the scene of an accident, failing to report an accident, and prolly manslaughter on top of it. The Swimmer served no time and the people of Taxachusetts reward this waste of oxygen every six years and send him back to the Senate.

Posted by: Denny on August 30, 2007 03:41 PM

Whatever happened to Rep. Mollohan (D) WVa? That has to be the longest investigation in recent times. I understand that they put him on the committee that funds the FBI who is conducting the investigation. Now that is what you call crooked politics!

Posted by: gene Hall on August 30, 2007 04:29 PM

RickC- my investigation has still not cleared him on the Chandra Levy murder so lets tap the breaks.....but then again....I am not putting much effort at all into the investigation.....kind of like OJ.

gene - I hope you are kidding about that Mollohan committee thing.........

Posted by: patrick on August 30, 2007 05:16 PM

Rick: Technically speaking, you're right. Ol' Pumpkin Face Ted didn't strictly commit murder. However, he certainly committed manslaugher. Denny has also correctly stated that he should probably have been prosecuted for Driving While Intoxicated, leaving the scene of an accident (he actually pled to that one), and failure to report an accident. Those last three are comparatively minor charges, but combined with the overall state of the facts, they could sometimes be considered aggravating factors (depending on the state; I don't know the law in Fuckachusetts, so I couldn't tell you for sure). Additionally, we should also throw in obstruction of justice, tampering with evidence, and quite possibly perjury, unless you believe the horseshit that he said in court before the judge entered his horrible joke of a plea bargain.

Add all of that together, and you've got a rather sizeable sentence. Not quite 25 to life, mind you, but there are still quite a few years in there. If what Kennedy did had been committed by someone like you or me, we'd likely be screwed seven ways from Sunday. Judges tend to make examples of the rest of us when we do things like that buttpipe did back in '69. We'd probably have done at least ten years. And yet Swimmer has not done a day of jail time, and keeps getting reelected every six years. What is wrong with this picture?

(Sorry Denny. I know we're getting a bit off-topic here, but I had to throw in my two cents before things got back on track. I just had to.)

Fuck Ted Kennedy. I hope he gets hemorrhoids.

Posted by: F. Jenkins on August 31, 2007 01:54 AM

Yeah! Jeffs had the cash in his freezer, re-elected, Barney Frank, running a damn brothel out of his house, re-elected and the list goes on.
I don't care to know what any man does in his bathroom, but the guy tried to cover it up.
So, then he's gotta go...oust the bad ones and let the dummies keep re-electing thiers.
F. Jenkins, You got your wish, you ever seen swimmer's earlobes? hahahaha

Posted by: LisaKay on August 31, 2007 07:43 AM

That is just plain funny shit right there. The people that make these spoof songs are pretty quick about it too!

Posted by: CharlieDelta on August 31, 2007 06:04 PM
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