To: Senator Larry Cregg, Senator from Iowa
From: Barbara Streisand
Dear Barry:
I was sad to hear about your recent problem and how those mean Republicans are demanding that you resign. How bad is that? There's nothing wrong with being gay and I have a solution for all of your problems. Switch parties. In the Democcratic Pary we embrace gays. We don't demand that you resign for playing footsie with someone in a public bathroom. And what's up with that? If you wanted some gay sex I'm sure that Benny Frank could have fixed you up with someone. And speaking of Ernie, doesn't he have the cutest little lisp. I just love him to death.
Anyway, if you switched parites, you could be out in the open and upfornt about your gayness. And Democrats won't demand that you resign. After all we had Gary Studds who was having sex with male pages and we Democrats kept reelecting him. That's the way we are. We are very forgiving people to our fellow Dmocrats. Buggereing pages is nowhere near as bad sas sending dirty e-mails to them like that Mick Foley dude. Eeeeewwww! I would never want him to becone a Democrat.
If you changed parties, I'm sure the citizens of Nebraska would admire you for your honesty and reelect you for as long as you wanted to serv.
So come on. Come out of the closet and become a Democrat. You know you want to. Then Barny Frunk would invite you to all of his parties and I would
luv ya,
Babs
You should really send these to Babs! No, I'm not kidding.
Posted by: LisaKay on August 31, 2007 07:49 AMBut Barry would have to dress better and go on a Rosie cruise. And, now that he is out, he must notice a big rise in his self-esteem!!!
Ted
Denny......
Great "BABS" fax...unfortunately there is a whole lot of truth with regard for the dimocrats to look the other way when fellow dimocrats are guilty of far worse then what Republicans do.
If you get a chance read Don Surbers Blog, I posted there regarding this & there are many great comments on his site.
Posted by: dudley1 on August 31, 2007 08:55 AMFaxes From Babs are my favorite category on this site. Good stuff.
Posted by: Blake on August 31, 2007 09:19 AMdudley1 - I read Surber on a daily basis. My sister turned me on to him. Also he reads me! And links to me! It shows me how intelligent and discerning he is.
Blake - Thanks!
Posted by: Denny on August 31, 2007 12:08 PMwhat have you got against Nebraska??? uh oh yea we are idiots.. so forgot about that little detail...ok moving on...
I love these faxes. they make my day..
Posted by: Juice on October 13, 2007 09:08 PM