As a service to my female readers, I'm starting a series of porn just for women. If you're at work try to keep the orgasmic moans in control. We don't want your coworkers to know that you're looking at porn while you're working.

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Posted by: Tina on September 6, 2007 05:40 PMHe lives alone. That's a bachelors pad if I ever saw one. No chick will get a rise out of that until she sees some floral wallpaper and some drapes on those windows. And bare wall space? Are you kidding? That's totally a man thing. That looks like my apartment before I met her.
Posted by: Dave Hughes on September 6, 2007 05:41 PMA guy vacuuming is neither manly nor sexy. We need pictures of guys mowing the lawn with their shirts off covered with a sheen of salty sweat. A man handling a jackhammer or other power tools and wearing a hard hat would be scintillating as well.
Posted by: Sue Bob on September 6, 2007 06:40 PMOh, baby...ewww...awwww...groan...YES!
A guy vacuuming is way sexy! Works for me.
Any man who cleans house, cooks and grocery shops, too, is my kinda guy, 'cause I don't do the mommy thing. If you aren't gonna help me clean, hire me a housekeeper...now that is a sexy thought!
Posted by: vicki on September 6, 2007 10:48 PMI'm drooling over the white on white apartment and the nice light coming in. I could so hang my hat there, and if that guy was my cleaning lady-he'd better have his pretty gay ass outta there before I get home. He'd better not have been watching the View on my tv either, he can take an ESL class on what I'm paying him.
Dave Hughes, I'm sorry about your wall papering woman situation. I love the white walls and no curtains.
LOL Thanks for the sympathy LisaKay. It's a burden that I've learned to live with. Her redemption is that she's a fan of real men, not those metro-sexual fags.
Posted by: Dave Hughes on September 7, 2007 09:48 AMWonder where his boyfriend and chihuahua are?
Posted by: Dixie on September 7, 2007 07:03 PMDamn, y'all are a rough, hostile crowd...a guy is young, clean, in shape and well groomed so he's gay? Not.
vicki Haven't you heard about the one where the girl asks where are all the good looking and sensitive men. They all have boyfriends
Posted by: Denny on September 7, 2007 11:29 PM