This one is from Rick.
A newlywed couple was having difficulties accommodating each other’s habits.
The wife was particularly annoyed by the way her husband flossed.
He would say “ooh” or “aah” as he flossed.
After a week of this, the wife could take no more. She yelled at him to stop.
The bewildered husband asked why.
“I just don’t believe in sighing flossers,” she said.
Posted by denny at September 10, 2007 12:00 AMYeah, well the "alien probe" he slipped her later that night made her a believer.
Posted by: formerlib on September 9, 2007 11:54 PM