Uh uh. Don't trust that one! "I don't have to have a reason to bring you flowers" really means "I did something, and you're going to be pissed when you find out about it"!

this is the first guy in any of these that does not look like a pipe smoker.

PeggyU-
I have to adamately disagree with you on this. Whenever I've done that, it's because I...uh...hmmmm....uh.....nevermind.

Oh I'm so with Peggy on this one!

This one reminds me of my favorite pick-up line, Does this rag smell like chlorophorm?

I'd say the little women might want to get tested for STD's