Forecasting

This was in this morning's Atlanta Urinal and Constipation.

Houston —- Texans went to bed Wednesday night expecting to be struck by a tropical storm. They awoke to find they'd been hit by a hurricane instead.

The stunningly fast buildup of what became Hurricane Humberto shocked scientists, some of whom said there was nothing like it in the historical record.

I know! I know! It was global warming! It had to be.

In 18 hours, Humberto strengthened from a tropical depression with 35 mph winds to a Category 1 hurricane with 85 mph winds before crashing ashore. It did not grow into a hurricane until after midnight.

"That has never before happened" in the more than 150 years scientists have been tracking hurricanes in the Atlantic Ocean, said James Franklin, a senior specialist at the National Hurricane Center in Miami.

Quick! Call Pope Algore. Have him hold a news conference. It's global warming.

Here's the money shot.

"This took everyone by surprise. This just wasn't forecast to be this bad," said Sgt. Ken Carona of the Port Arthur Police Department. "We knew we were going to get heavy rains, but we did not expect hurricane-strength winds at all.

Weather forecasters can't even predict what's gonna happen eighteen hours ahead of time. These are the same people who are predicting catastrophic global warming sometime in the near future.

As I have stated many times Pope Algore of the Church of AGW said we only have ten years to take action before we're at the point of no return. He said that six years ago, so we'll all know for sure in four more years, right? Wait! He's still saying ten years! He keeps moving the goal posts. And watch, he's gonna continue to do this. Fifteen years from now, when he's made his latest "documentary" on global warming, he'll still be saying ten more years.

What's really funny is we have people who have been saying that Bush is a moron for the last seven years now saying Bush is smart (*cough* Prosper *cough*) because he's signing on to the global warming bullshit. Doesn't matter. The Senate still won't ratify Kyoto or any other global warming crap that would destroy our economy.

AGW is a scam and Algore is a snake oil salesman. Do you think he believes his own bullshit? If he did he would lead by example. Instead, just one of his houses (the one in Nashville) uses twelve times the energy of the average American's house. Yeah, the Pope really cares as he flies off in his private jet to go preach to his flock of suckers believers. Just like a TV evangelist, he's selling bullshit and getting rich doing it. And, just like a TV evangelist he has a bunch of suckers believers who buy into his bullshit. Even intelligent people, like my buddy Prosper, believe in him.

In less than twenty years, when none of his predictions come true will they still believe? Probably. This is a religion after all. Look at all the people waiting for Jesus to return. They've been waiting for two thousand years and He's still not here. He ain't coming back and AGW is bullshit.

I've just offended two religions: AGW and Christianity. My mission here is complete.

Posted by denny at September 14, 2007 12:37 PM