This one is so pornographic that I don't dare to post it on the first page. Caution. NSFW! If you hear a woman moaning in orgasmic ecstacy, she's probably looking at this one.

ROFLMAO!!! Yeah, I can see why you wouldn't want that on the front page.
Posted by: Teresa of Technicalities on September 17, 2007 01:04 PMECADS !!!!! I hope my wife does not see this.
Posted by: spanky on September 17, 2007 01:29 PMMildly titillating. However, if you really want to spice it up, he should clean the toilet and surrounding space first. Give that man some rubber gloves and a long handled brush ... ooh yeah! And don't forget to replace the toilet paper roll!
Posted by: Peggy U on September 17, 2007 02:54 PMBe sure to give him a mop to clean the floor and wall behind the toilet!! *L* (not funny, really)
Posted by: Michele on September 17, 2007 03:16 PMActually, it's never bothered me one iota for a guy to leave the seat up. Now, "missing" the bowl in any way, shape or form is another matter...
Posted by: AnnaD on September 17, 2007 05:20 PMWhat makes youse all think he's even putting the seat down? From my vantage point, he could be picking it up getting ready to whizz, which he is absolutely doing as far as I'm concerned. Sorry, but, you'll have to try harder than that to get me to moan in ecstasy.
Posted by: Erica on September 17, 2007 06:46 PMJust do what I do. Use the shower. Problem solved.
Posted by: darkbhudda on September 19, 2007 11:20 AM