October 12, 2007

Early Saturday Blonde Joke

A blonde tried to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems selling it, because the car had almost 230,000 miles on it.
One day, she told her problem to a brunette she worked with at a salon.

The brunette told her, "There is a possibility to make the car easier to sell, but it's not legal."

"That doesn't matter," replied the blonde, "if I only can sell the car."

"Okay," said the brunette. "Here is the address of a friend of mine. He owns a car repair shop. Tell him I sent you and he will 'fix it'. Then it should not be a problem to sell your car anymore."

The following weekend, the blonde made the trip to the mechanic.
About one month after that, the brunette asked the blonde, "Did you sell your car?"

"No," replied the blonde, "Why should I? It only has 50,000 miles on it!"

Got it from DBolsman

Posted by denny at October 12, 2007 12:01 PM  
Comments

"I'm So Stupid, I'm Oh-So Stupid...Tra-La, La-La-La-La..."-Sandy G.

Posted by: chg657 on October 12, 2007 01:17 PM

"I'm a douche, such an im-ma-ture douche..." -chg657

Posted by: Bob on October 12, 2007 08:31 PM

What did I do to you, pal ? Or are you just a shite-stirrin' liberal jack-off ?

Posted by: Sandy G on October 13, 2007 06:00 PM

Oh, come on, Bob. If you really want to insult people, you can do better than that tripe.

...

Can't you?

Posted by: F. Jenkins on October 13, 2007 06:32 PM

And this was just the practice post.

Posted by: Bildo on October 13, 2007 09:32 PM

WTF??

chg & 'Bob' apparently have no idea of what the term 'metadata' means or implies.

They will therefore Google that term and apply what they have learned and get back here with both an apology and an amendment.

You know, The act of changing for the better; improvement?

Sheesh! These kid's today!

Posted by: DanS. on October 13, 2007 09:33 PM

You should be asking chg that question Jenkins, not me.

Posted by: Bob on October 13, 2007 09:48 PM

DanS-
Bob has already shown his immaturity. Don't let it waste your time, dude...

Posted by: CharlieDelta on October 14, 2007 12:16 AM

CD:

Aye, Aye, Sir!

Posted by: DanS. on October 14, 2007 12:24 AM

Hey, I LIKED the joke, thought it was funny, I think Bob might have taken my comment wrong. I was commenting on the Blonde in Question, NOT Denny, or the joke. Peace, y'all.

Posted by: Sandy G on October 14, 2007 08:56 AM

some boob named Bob sent me mail at my myspace-yeah I got one to keep in touch with my boat people-anywhoo

He wrote and said that I was to sad, really to sad

How's about 'too'? I don't know if it's the same bob guy, prolly not, but one never no's ? :)

Posted by: LisaKay on October 14, 2007 10:27 AM

Is bob his name or is that what he does?

Posted by: vetfromhell on October 14, 2007 03:05 PM

Sandy, what? I didn't respond to anything you said. I called chg an immature douche since he was making fun of you. Geeze, I guess no good deed goes unpunished around here.

Posted by: Bob on October 14, 2007 05:55 PM

Hehehehe...All a big misunderstanding... "Sandy" is my name..."Chg657" is the internet moniker I use...Its my initials & my birthdate..Anyhow, no harm ,no fowl...Guess that's what I get for putting my name AND handle together...(grin) Guess y'all now know I was born in June '57....

Posted by: Sandy G on October 14, 2007 06:19 PM

BTW, Bob, sorry about my snarky comment..most unseemly of me..An' sorry to the rest of Denny's readers, too-& most of all, our kind host, Denny...We need to focus on THEM rather than squabblin' amongst ourselves...

Posted by: Sandy G on October 14, 2007 06:49 PM

Oh no harm done, I think most people here do consider me a "shite-stirrin' liberal jack-off." Just ask CD.

Posted by: Bob on October 15, 2007 02:59 AM
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