October 19, 2007

AOTW 10-19-2007

It was a tough choice this week. I was gonna make it Randi Rhodes and the rest of the idiots at Airhead America for trying to blame her drunken fall on some rightwing muggers. Now why would any rightwingers want to mug Randi Rhodes? Most of them haven't even heard of her and the rest don't realize that Airhead America is still on the air.

But, in the end, I had to go with Harry Reid. That asshole sends a letter to the head of Clear Channel trying to censor Rush Limbaugh and then when Rush makes him look like an idiot by auctioning it off on e-Bay, Reid takes credit for all the money that it raised. For the record, the letter sold for $2.1 million and Rush matched that amount and all the money will go to the Marine Corps Law Enforcement Foundation. Here's an excerpt from Reid's speech.

NOW, EVERYONE KNOWS THAT RUSH LIMBAUGH AND I DON'T AGREE ON EVERYTHING IN LIFE AND MAYBE THAT IS KIND OF AN UNDERSTATEMENT. BUT WITHOUT QUALIFICATION MARK MAY, THE OWNER OF THE NETWORK THAT HAS RUSH LIMBAUGH AND RUSH LIMBAUGH SHOULD KNOW THAT THIS LETTER THAT THEY'RE AUCTIONING IS GOING TO BE SOMETHING THAT RAISES MONEY FOR A WORTHWHILE CAUSE. I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE COULD DO MORE IMPORTANT THAN HELPING TO ENSURE THAT CHILDREN OF OUR FALLEN SOLDIERS AND POLICE OFFICERS WHO HAVE FALLEN IN THE LINE OF DUTY HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY FOR THEIR CHILDREN TO HAVE A GOOD EDUCATION. THINK OF THIS, MORE THAN $2 MILLION — THAT WILL REALLY HELP. THAT'S, AGAIN, AN UNDERSTATEMENT. THERE'S ONLY A LITTLE BIT OF TIME LEFT SO I WOULD ASK THOSE THAT ARE WANTING TO DO MORE, THAT THEY CAN GO TO HARRY REID LETTER AND IT WILL COME UP ON E-BAY. I ENCOURAGE ANYONE INTERESTED WITH THE MEANS TO CONSIDER CONTRIBUTING TO THIS WORTHWHILE CAUSE. I STRONGLY BELIEVE WHEN WE CAN PUT OUR DIFFERENCES ASIDE, EVEN HARRY REID AND RUSH LIMBAUGH, WE SHOULD DO THAT AND TRY TO ACCOMPLISH GOOD THINGS FOR THE AMERICAN PEOPLE. THIS DOES THAT, MADAM PRESIDENT. MORE THAN $2 MILLION FOR A LETTER SIGNED BY THIS SENATOR AND MY FRIENDS.

Hey Harry! You wanna really make a positive statement? Why don't you chip in some of the money you've made from your shady real estate deals? Why don't you try to get the other 40 senators who signed this letter to chip in some money as well? You say you support the troops? Here's a chance to prove it. Limbaugh's giving $2.1 million. What are you giving, asshole? You are a total slimeball or as my friend Erica would say, you are a total "dooshbag". You make me want to puke!

Here's your award.

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Dennis Miller on Harry Reid.

Posted by denny at October 19, 2007 10:19 PM  
Comments

Flood that assholes e-mail and let him know just how popular he really is! Fuckin' Chickenshit.

Posted by: kerrcarto on October 19, 2007 11:36 PM

Miller, as always, used some words I don't know the meaning of, but... JUST DAMN!

Posted by: Otis on October 20, 2007 12:08 AM

That dimwitted piece of shit is the one person on the face of this earth that can make that skank assed bitch pelosi seem almost, but not quite tollerable.
I know of no man that has done more to undermine our military and their efforts in our global war on terror. He makes Benidict Arnold look like a patriot.
As long as that pussy is a Senator in this great nation, I will never visit Nevada again.
My wife went to DC this week to study mortality tables. I could not go for fear of prison.

Posted by: chucks on October 20, 2007 12:24 AM

Hey, i live in Nevada, and I'm so ashamed of Sierra Harry. He was elected by Las Vegas liberals, and even they are getting tired of him.If he runs in 2010 he will lose. So I guess he won't run.

Posted by: Alan on October 20, 2007 12:50 AM

Alan-

I'm from Nevada and in the early to mid 50s was living in Henderson and I went to grade school with that puke.

Posted by: Zeb Quinn on October 20, 2007 01:06 AM

I'll weigh in (on topic!) and aver that Harry Reid/Nancy Pelosi is indeed as you say.

World-Class LOSER's, simply out to make a buck, America be damned.

I hope when Hillary is President, her first order of business is to sic both DOJ and the IRS on these two wimp-ass poser's.

Hell, I hope if Barack or Ron Paul or Romney or "Jew-LIE-ahni dat Catlic" is President, they too, will do likewise.

Those two, Harry Reid/Nancy Pelosi, represent the very WORST of what it could possibly mean to be a Democrat!

I am ASHAMED of "da boat of em!".

Posted by: DanS. on October 20, 2007 03:35 AM

Addendum:

I have it on good authority that Harry Reid/Nancy Pelosi ruled "impeachment off the table" only because if they actually suc·ceed·ed, that would make Pelosi President ... and she is very- concerned that she would be wetting her panties with more certainty & frequency than Old Faithful erupting on schedule.

In short, this pair arrived at an un-expected power-pinnacle high enough to scare the wee-wee out of both of them if you just say "Boo!".

Hence, that wide-eyed look in EVERY photo-Op!

In short, she (and He!) scares 'herself' worse than she scares us! I YEARN for the news story where Pelosi opens an airport stall-door and discovers Larry Craig yum-yumming on Reid ... and wets herself. I am CERTAIN that the newsstory would say:

"Bipartisan Effort Ends Drought; Bush in the Dark"

Posted by: DanS. on October 20, 2007 03:56 AM

Go, Dennis Miller, go !! Sock it to 'em !

Posted by: Sandy G on October 20, 2007 07:03 AM

Could you also please send Harry "The Cadaverous Dooshbag" Reid a clear message that the caps locks button...it's no good for America, and we won't tolerate it.

Sigh.

I swear, I should run for public office, instead of constantly hearing the whining of these asinine goobers. At least I know I'd have the Blown-Eyes, and everyone who reads them, behind me: Guns for everyone, annihilate the terrorists, and pay for your own Gott-damned healthcare!

Dat's my excellent platform.

Posted by: Erica on October 20, 2007 08:41 AM

Technically, Reid did a wonderful job. Taking credit for $4 mil of other people's money? Nancy and the gang must be so proud.

Posted by: Greg on October 20, 2007 10:02 AM

I never get tired of this rant by Miller.

Makes me wanna go smoke a cigarette afterwards.

Just damn!

Posted by: Joan of Argghh! on October 20, 2007 10:25 AM

Too bad Harry didn't listen to it. He was probably too busy sucking up[ to rich libs to fund his next foolish antic.
Sometimes wisdom comes with age, sometimes they just age.

Posted by: Jeremy on October 20, 2007 12:01 PM

Dan - Hillary is cut from the same cloth as these two dooshbags. She is a bigger crook than both of them put together. Barack? Altho' not a crook (as far as I know) he has the same beliefs as Harry and Nancy. The Dims stick together and won't prosecute their own so if you think that Hillary or Barack would do anything, I want some of that stuff you're smoking. BTW, Ron Paul and Barack have absolutely no chance of being elected president in '08.

Also remember, during the runup to the last election I said that voting Dimocrat would give us Pelosi and Reid and their incompetence. I was right. I blame the Republicans for acting like Dimocrats for this fiasco. Had they stuck to their principles of small gummint instead of spending like Dimocrats and had Dubya vetoed those
bloated spending bills, Congress would still be under Republican control.

Thanks Senator "Bridge to nowhere".

Posted by: Denny on October 20, 2007 01:26 PM

Did you notice he didn't mention that Rush was matching the funds? It's not "over 2 million" it's "over 4 million".

He also wanted people to search E-Bay for the "HARRY REID LETTER" like it's his name that made it worth all that money.

You didn't include this gem "WE DIDN'T HAVE TIME, OR WE COULD HAVE GOTTEN EVERY SENATOR TO SIGN THAT LETTER."

Does this moron think that the Republicans would have signed this letter or that more signatures from idiotic Senators would make it even more valuable? Maybe he should try auctioning off autographed pictures of himself and see what they go for.

Since Rush challenged the 41 Senators to match the bid I'm wondering if they will decide to be generous by voting for the money from the treasury. God forbid they use their own money.

Posted by: Sean on October 20, 2007 05:56 PM

Dear Senator Reid,

If you're interested in what more you can do to aid in providing for the children of our lost soldiers, you could take a lesson from Mr. Limbaugh. Match the winning bid as he is doing you worthless cur.

Sincerely,

deadcenter

Posted by: deadcenter on October 20, 2007 08:39 PM

Rush is a pill head. From Viagra to Hydrocodone. It is hard for me to believe that any American with any comman sense would believe anything that comes out of his mouth.

Posted by: Teresa on October 20, 2007 10:05 PM

Teresa-
Maybe you should try Viagra. It might actually put some blood in your head for once instead of just air.

It's hard for me to believe that you actually know how to turn on your computer...

Posted by: CharlieDelta on October 20, 2007 10:24 PM

Teresa - Rush may be a pillhead, but he raised $2.1 million for a good charity and then added $2.1 million of his own money. We need more pillheads like that.

Posted by: Denny on October 20, 2007 10:57 PM

Damn Tess, You remind me of the stories about when Lincoln selected grant to lead the Army, and to paraphrase; If thats the case, issue a direstive requiring every one of those senators to start taking Viagra and Hydrocodone.

Posted by: Jeremy on October 20, 2007 11:23 PM

Teresa, in America we spell "common" like this.."common"

Mormonism must have a helluva big tent to have Reid and Romney underneath it.

Reid should take the advise Michael Scott gave Toby on this weeks episode of the office "take a letter opener and put it in your skull".

Posted by: patrick on October 21, 2007 02:16 AM

All politicans are losers, Republicans had control of all branches of goverment and did nothing.
The energy crises could have been fixed for the next couple of hundred years. Coal can be turned into gas for your car $1.15 per gal. Build some conversion plants.
35 Trillion cubic foot of natural gas in western Alaska, No part of any fictionist wildlife refuge. No pipe line. Build one.
Put a .05 cent gas tax to pay for a coal to gas conversion plant and to build a gas pipeline. W just wants to set on his hand and say gas at the pumps is too high. Do something White House.
Rush said W was conservative what a joke. President Bush is as bad as Jimmy Carter was.

Posted by: Doug on October 21, 2007 12:41 PM

Teresa......

You once again have given ample proof of the fact there are more horse`s asse`s then horses in this world......You do not like Rush Limbaugh, understand his appeal or appreciate he is correct more often then the entire Democratic controlled House & Senate ever will or could possibly be.

To each his or her own but I & most of those who post here are in that very long line of them who do which stretchs to the horizon ...about 30 or so million strong.

Posted by: dudley1 on October 21, 2007 02:00 PM

Dudley1, I so love you because you seem so grounded. Please correct me if I am wrong but did Rush not in fact get busted for Viagra and Hydrocodone? How can you argue these facts? And what friggin charity did he donate his own money to? I hope that is one that helps our troops coming home from Iraq without their limbs since he has been so supportive of this war. He is a farktard.

Posted by: Teresa on October 21, 2007 10:36 PM

Teresa-
Don't eat the brown acid...

Posted by: CharlieDelta on October 21, 2007 10:46 PM

I'll try to remember that Charlie. Thanks for the tip.

Posted by: Teresa on October 21, 2007 11:07 PM

Anytime...

Posted by: CharlieDelta on October 21, 2007 11:28 PM

Teresa - Rush matched the bid on the letter so he is donating $2.1 million of his own money to the charity. He has challenged the 41 senators to do so as well, but since they're Dimocrats, they prefer to spend other people's money but not their own.

Posted by: Denny on October 21, 2007 11:41 PM

Teresa, with yet more apologies to the other horses......

Since it is between races & not yet post time, I`ll explain it to you ....Rush became addicted to pain killers due to a Medical problem, wrong perhaps but understandable. As to Viagra well ....as a man I can sympathize....when one loses the ability to ring a doorbell when laden with armfulls of presents, panic sets in. In any event you as a medical professional certainly know of others who have become afficted with pain killer addictions , you also know there is a huge differance with this condition to street drug usage.I suppose if the drugs Rush had purchased were covered under the Schip program it would have been OK.

As to what Charity did he donate his money too....If you had listened to him instead of just spewing hatred , you would know, this is your assigment ..tune in , listen then apologize.It is the right thing to do.

Talk to the troops , you will find they as do most of us understand the support Rush has given to & on behalf of our troops for many years, something your Democratic Party does not do.Rush has challenged all of the members of the Congress & Senate to match his donation to this charity....I`ll bet none of the Democratic leadership will put forth a dime!

Posted by: Dudley1 on October 22, 2007 07:11 AM

Teresa, the charity (if you don't know by now) is MC-LEF (Marine Core/Law Enforcement Foundation) they give scholarships to children of fallen Marines and Law Enforcement Officers.The charity operates on almost zero overhead. So every dollar they get something like 98% goes into the charitable fund.

Posted by: kerrcarto on October 22, 2007 03:42 PM

Teresa , liberal apologists & the rest of the horse.....

Kerrcarto let the cat out of the bag.....MC-LEF operates in a fashion unfamiliar to politicians in that about 98% of all funds donated go to help those it was intended for. Now do you see why I said the Democratic Leadership will not donate a dime.....There is not enough money set aside for administrative costs to line the pockets of anyone let alone a politican trying to buy votes or do a Jefferson!

Posted by: Dudley1 on October 22, 2007 08:47 PM

When are we gonna get a post about BDS?

I know I sure could weigh in with fact after fact after fact (instead of amorphous opinion and wishful-thinking).

Has anyone else noticed that NOT ONE of the current Republican crop of Presedential contender's wants to claim the mantle of GWB?

Has anyone else noticed that GWB is the DIRECT-CAUSE of the National PTSD that is presenting itself daily?

I hope I'm late enough on this topic to not be considered off-topic; Den, when will you post on the topics you KNOW that many loyal reader's are champing at the bit to address?

YOU have empowered us with first considering what we want to post .... -and then never give us a topic to USE what you have taught! What kind of Teacher is that??? Your site, your rules; your classroom.

What we gonna do, Boss?

Posted by: DanS. on October 22, 2007 09:52 PM

Dan - Why put up a post about BDS? You and Teresa seem to want to make every post about that. As you well know (or should) about the only thing I agree with Bush on is the GWOT. Steel tariffs? WTF? Ethanol subsidies? If we're gonna do ethanol, let's make it out of sumpin' like suger where it doesn't take more energy to produce than it gives off. Oh, and I like the Alito and Roberts additions to the Supreme Court. Harriet Meyers? WTF?

BTW, I'm for Fred.

Posted by: Denny on October 22, 2007 10:21 PM

Fred Thompson for god!

Posted by: kerrcarto on October 22, 2007 10:45 PM

Why put up a post about BDS?

Oh, I dunno, ...-in the interest of fairness?

As I've said: YOU have caused me to marshall my FACTS, rather than my emotional arguments ... and now (after asking me to wait until you posted on 'that topic' (since this time last year!)) say that, in essence, there will BE no topic I was asked to wait for.

I have to ask (in light of a certain Letter/Editor in the AJC Monday):

Is this a Forum? a blog? A Tribal-communal-common-point piss-place? All of the Above?

I ask that honestly & in all fairness after watching how it has evolved over these many-years.

Someday's, it seems as if you are almost Ne·an·der·thal; -other day's you take me along with you while soaring to new understanding and different vistas.

I say only this: Don't ask another to change and then not give space/time & consideration to ascertaining if they actually did change. It's the cardinal & central-premise of any or all that might claim the title of "Educator".

To do any less is to expose yourself as but a demagogue (as defined earlier).

Now, KNOCK IT OFF!! Post as you KNOW you should!

Bitch! :)

DanS.

Posted by: DanS. on October 22, 2007 10:48 PM

Dan - Why put up a post about BDS?

I know I sure could weigh in with fact after fact after fact (instead of amorphous opinion and wishful-thinking).

Has anyone else noticed that NOT ONE of the current Republican crop of Presedential contender's wants to claim the mantle of GWB?

Has anyone else noticed that GWB is the DIRECT-CAUSE of the National PTSD that is presenting itself daily?

Has anyone else noticed that GWB claims "I" as to what America should be about?

Posted by: DanS. on October 22, 2007 11:03 PM

Dan - This is a blog. It is my blog. I am a benevolent dictator. There is no freedom of speech. I pay for the bandwidth. Since I consider BDS to be a social disease suffered by folks like you and Teresa I don't specifically post on it. I do give you chances to express your opinions about GWB when I post on the war or his policies, most of which I disagree with. There have been numberous posts where your BDS has been allowed. It has been ridiculous, but it has been allowed.

Posted by: Denny on October 22, 2007 11:07 PM

Ah!

My Good Friend Denny has a psuedo-alias-first name of "Fidel" because He embraces & foments the principles of the 'benevolent'-Dictator!

THANK YOU FOR CLARIFYING THAT!

Don't you DARE ever jump on Castro ever again after posting this! :)

How shall I address you? Comrade Denny? Brother Fidel?

You DO embrace looking funny with a Van Dyke Beard and a '50's style Utility-Hat, right?

Fidel=Denny= "Viva la revolucion!"

Den, i LOVE how you ask more of me than I EVER asked of You! Look how I have reaped what you have sown!

Comrade DanS.

Dennis Wilson, THANK YOU for Finally expressing in-print that YOU are Fidel Castro!

Does not matter; we LOVE our Benevolent Leader!

ViVa La Crip!

Posted by: DanS. on October 22, 2007 11:43 PM

DanS-
Did you make it to Fallbrook from Vegas? You must be breathin' the THC fumes burning in the hills...

Posted by: CharlieDelta on October 23, 2007 12:37 AM
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